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FULL NAME:
 Aaron Charles Coquet

VITAL STATS
 BPM: ~60 resting, Systolic/Diastolic: not sure. low end of normal.

PIZZA PREFERENCE
 Stuffed crust, white (garlic) sauce, chicken, 
 bacon, black olives, and extra cheese. *burp*

LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD
 Mustard Greens

DREAM COMPUTER
 Fast as greased lightning, not TOO quiet

MY NEXT PET WILL BE...?
 Non-existant, if I have my way...

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?
 uhm... I'm not at liberty to discuss this...

OCCUPATION
 Student, Paste-up person for P C Desktop Design

PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE?
 Have fun, but not too much

IF YOU WERE PART OF A COMPUTER, WHAT PART WOULD YOU BE?
 The RAM; always changing, but always consistant

EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?
 Nope

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
 (Mike's Hard Rasperry limonade or Sparks.

NICKNAME?
 [[Gaz]]

WHY?
 I no longer remember.

ESTIMATED AGE OF DEATH?
 more than a year from now...

NICKNAMES (PAST _AND_ PRESENT):
 Sasquatch, 'Squatch, The Tree, Tall Guy,
 Shaved Wookie, Gaz Prince Charles Cocaine,
 [[FarFromUnique]]

HEIGHT:
 6' 6"
 (that's about 198.12 cm, for all you
 metric people out there)

NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE?
 None, but that didn't reflect my age.

DATE YOU NORMALLY BLOW THEM OUT?
 Mid August.

WEIGHT:
 Around 195 lbs.

BIRTHPLACE
 Portland, OR, USA

HOMETOWN
 Camas, WA, USA

WHERE DO YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW:
 Hometown

HAIR COLOR & STYLE:
 Dark Brown to Sandy blonde
 (varies by the amount of sun I get).
 Bleached-Blonde in the summer.
 My hair does what it wants 90% of the time.

EYE COLOR:
 Blue.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
 No, nor do I wear glasses

FAVORITE RELATIVES:
 The nearby ones...

LEAST FAVORITE RELATIVES:
 My grandfather on my mom's side. 

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT SENIOR YEAR/HIGH SCHOOL?
 Getting 4 credits in 4 hours on graduation day...
 heh. OOPS!

MEMORIES YOU MISS THE MOST:
 Some parts of basic, cuddling with various people I love(d).

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS:
 They shouldn't glow in the dark. that is just WRONG.

GIRLS/GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:
 The "hats" attribute is variable. Thus, I don't care.

GIRLS WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH:
 It's an alien concept to me. Why do they bother?

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
 I watch nothing.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD:
 My mouse.

FAVORITE CONCERT YOU HAVE BEEN TO:
 No Doubt

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:
 What a silly question.
 Yes, but not with much conviction.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
 Scrabble

FAVORITE CARD GAME:
 Mao

FAVORITE SOUND:
 Soft, white noise, including the relaxed breathing of another human.

FAVORITE SMELL:
 Girl

FAVORITE MAGAZINES:
 N/A

FAVOURITE CAR:
 Mini Cooper

IN THE CAR: AC OR WINDOWS?:
 Windows, unless it's raining.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:
 Nope. Never.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
 Contentedness OR a person lying beside you, keeping you warm.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: 
 Hurting someone you love, whether intentionally or not.

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND?
 Hang wit my Homies. Go to canada.
 Smoke pot VERY occasionally. Hit tha clubs.

MORNING OR EVENING PERSON?
 Night Owl.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
 A mirror. What a silly question...

WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT UP THIS MORNING?
 I don't remember, but it was probably designed to get whomever was waking me up to stop.

ROLLERCOASTERS--DEADLY OR EXCITING:
 make it go faster!!

FUTURE SONS NAMES (First and Middle):
 I don't really plan to have kids, so this is kinda pointless.

FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAMES (First and Middle):
 see above

FUTURE DOGS NAME:
 Hactar

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:
 Vanilla

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
 Yeah, sometimes

PEN OR PENCIL:
 Pen. Or Mechanical Pencil.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
 As few as possible.

ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND:
 I don't feel that I can answer this... 
 Only my friends can.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:
 '''Near''', but not '''in''' my bed.

DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:
 I only dislike them because they could harm my computer.

DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
 nope. nor do I eat the non-stem part.

IF YOU COULD MEET 3 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD THEY BE:
 Douglas Adams, Linus Torvalds,
 Isaac Asimov (so what if 2 are dead?)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY OCCUPATION WHEN YOU GET OLDER, WHAT WOULD 
IT BE:
 Over-paid Programmer

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR 1 COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
 I have, and it's blonde (Sometimes).

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
 N/A

HOW ABOUT PIERCINGS?
 That's Not my Bag, Baby!

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST TRUE LOVE?
 I think I Loved Amanda. If I didn't, then Anna.

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM:
 dirt. dust. cobwebs.
 And paint.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:
 My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.

DRINKS WITH OR WITHOUT ICE:
 Without, please.

FAVORITE DRINKS:
 Barq's Root Beer, Barq's Cream Soda (discontinued :-( ), 
 Strawberry Soda, SoBe Lizard Fuel, SoBe Lava 

COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS:
 Nacho Cheesier

FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SNAPPLE:
 Hmm... I think Element:Fire.

FAVOURITE CHUPA-CHUP:
 Bloody Austrailian-minded question!

COKE OR PEPSI?
 For Chips, Pepsi products ((Frito Lay)++)
 Drinks-Wise, Coke. (Makers of all things Barq's)

FAVORITE TYPE OF MILK:
 2%, cow's, darigold

FAVORITE WORDS: 
 May i see your passport please (Firesign Theatre ref.),
 Oh, Thanks, Heh.

DESCRIPTION OF FIRST KISS:
 A bit metalic tasteing... warm... soft lips...
 a crick in my neck

FIVE WORDS DESCRIBING YOU:
 Tall, Smart, Night-person, is.

DEODORANT YOU USE: 
 Axe: Touch 

LOCAL NEWS STATION YOU WATCH:
 News is depressing.

YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT ________:
 Take Keys. Take wallet. Take cell phone. Take jacket.
 Don Jacket. Put all in jacket.

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
 Leo

FAVORITE MOVIES:
 Whatever's on
 
QUOTE FROM A MOVIE
 "...and I shall strike down upon thee with great force and FURIOUS anger, 
 those who seek to poisen and destroy my brother. 
 And you shall know my name is the LORD 
 when I lay my vengance upon thee." -- Pulp Fiction

RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS:
 A bit Ambi... but i tend towards:
 Right for public, Left for Private.

WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST:
 Face, then body. no, really!

OK, SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
 Favourite to what? 
 ...favourite to look at? Face.
 ...favourite to hold? Torso 
 ...favourite to touch? the skin, 
 almost anywhere, but especially backrubs.
 ...favourite to kiss? Neck, or lips.
 
GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK WOULD U GIVE IT TO HER?
 Probably

LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED:
 last night

WHAT COLOR PANTS DO YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW:
 Black

SOCKS?
 I wear plain, white socks.

WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO:
 Zebrahead - Over The Edge

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD:
 "What?"

WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU:
 Box of books, mouse, wall.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGH OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:
 More sleep? Please?

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COMPUTER DESK:
 Wood (reddish)

WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER:
 3961

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:
 Sausage

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM?
 Orbit

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
 "who are you calling scruffy looking?"
 has come to the top of the list recently.

PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR YOU CAN RELATE TO?
 I'm just a kid - Simple Plan
 My Alien - Simple Plan
 
FAVORITE RADIO STATIONS:
 Z100, KNRK

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE:
 WTF kind of queston is this?

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ:
 Something Discworld...

DO YOU HAVE A PAGER:
 Cell phone with pager ability built in. does that count?

DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE:
 see previous

DO YOU HAVE A LAVA LAMP:
 Oddly, yes.

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:
 Night. Damp.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE PAST NIGHTS:
 Chatted with a girl, played on computer.

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
 Niki

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ON LINE RIGHT NOW:
 The intended audience of this page...
 Katrina, and Amanda

WHAT IS YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS:
 Eman Ruoy
 Haha, I know, lame...
 It's really teuqoc noraa

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
 Only when I want to get the message across.

HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS:
 Yes. Automatically. DeadAIM rocks like that.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
 I don't WANT to be a tool!

WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE?
 Sneaker

IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON U HATED MOST WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
 Forget them

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT:
 Sleep. Chatting. Not in that order.

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:
 I would if I were a christian, or not horrible about saying 
 the exact wrong thing at the exact right time to hurt or scare someone.

IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE WHICH METHOD WOULD U USE?
 Garrott, or sharp ice.

WHAT ARE ALL THE NAMES OF YOUR PAST AND PRESENT PETS:
 Too many to name.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS?
 Too many too count, too few to memorize ''every'' line.

DID YOU EVER FIND BUGS BUNNY ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE PUT ON A DRESS AND PLAYED A GIRL BUNNY?
 No. 
 Silly? Yes.
 Obviously Male? yes.

IF YOU WERE DRUNK AT A PARTY, WHICH FRIENDS EYEBROWS WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY SHAVE OFF?
 Mine. Or Mike's... Again.

WHAT MONOPOLY PIECE ARE YOU MOST PRONE TO USE?
 The Hat or The Shoe

HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU OWN?
 ATM, I *check* 4, and *have* as many as I want. I own the domain.

WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM "ROTFLMAO" STAND FOR?
 Ronald Owns The Fucking Law. Makes it All Okay.
 Whaddaya think?

FOR HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU CONSIDER BESTIALITY?
 On film? several million.
 In private? That's between me and the sheep.

HAVE YOU EVER LICKED ANOTHER HUMAN? IF SO, WHERE?
 Essentially everywhere.

DO YOUR PARENTS STILL THINK YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
 No.

DO YOU RESPOND TO EMAIL?
 Almost always.

HAVE YOU LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY? IF YES, WHY? IF NO, WHY NOT?
 IF (People == good) then {no} else {yes}

IF YOU WERE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, WHAT IS ONE REASON NOT TO SUICIDE?
 Fear of the fact that i might not be The LAST...

HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU CONSIDER RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE?
 None.

WHAT FLAVOUR IS DR. PEPPER?
 The way Some people serve it, Alcohol Flavored

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER PERSON'S HOSPITALISATION?
 Yes, but not in a bad way.

DO YOU THINK WESLEY CRUSHER COULD TAKE ANIKIN SKYWALKER IN A FIGHT?
 Hmm...
 Wesley had a Phaser..
 Anakin had a Light-Sabre...
 I say Anakin.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BROKEN THE LAW IN THE LAST WEEK?
 None, actually, except for speeding.

WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND AS AN EDIBLE LUBRICANT?
 Mayo?

WAS DARWIN RIGHT? (DISCUSS USING QUOTES FROM EITHER AUSTIN POWERS' MOVIE)
 yeah baby

IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
 Luna Prime
 
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
 Jacket 

WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
 Aphex Twin - 26 Mixes for Cash

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
 A warm bed.

WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
 A cold, rainy beach

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
 Waterbed

WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
 Equality is the best policy, in my book.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
 What is this thing you call "morning"?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
 Hmm... Stove.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
 I have a memory like a steel trap...
 things chew parts of themselfs off to get out of it.
 I forgot what I was talking about.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
 Mirth.

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
 People assuming that the past will invariably repeat.

IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
 Violin

FAVOURITE RESTAURANT / CAFE / EATERY?
 Los Dos Compadres / AJ Java / Jett Burger

SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
 Jumping off the platform at basic.

IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?
 Some Extra.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
 Probably not.

FAVOURITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
 A brief History of Time. No, I'm kidding... something asimov-y?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
 Summer, without the bugs.

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
 Dishes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
 time-stoppage

WHAT SONG DO YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN?
 I haven't written it yet.

DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
 whichever is quieter

What's IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
 A spare tire.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
 Saturday.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
 Nemo R0X0RZ!!!

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB?
 Slightly less than the ideal.

EVER HAVE A CALYPSO BREEZE DRINK?
 huh-uh

EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?
 nope. 

EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING?
 no

EVER BEEN COW TIPPING?
 no, but I think it'd be interesting.

BEEN DRUNK?
 Hehe... dancing is funnnnnererer when ineberiataded

BEEN TOILET PAPERED?
 no

LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY?
 yes

BEEN IN A CAR CRASH?
 yes

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?
 Both?

2 DOORS OR 4 (ON A CAR)
 4.

SPRITE OR 7UP?
 7-up Cherry

COFFEE OR COFFEE ICE CREAM?
 Neither.

BLANKET OR STUFFED ANIMAL:
 blanket

DUMPEE OR DUMPER:
 Both

SALAD DRESSING:
 as they say here in Hicksville, "eyetalyuhn"

NUMBER:
 Pi

WHY?
 It's there.

PLACE TO BE KISSED?
 Lips

FAVOURITE FOODS?
 Spinach, Sauteed Mushrooms, Steak, Mashed potatoes.

DAY OF THE WEEK?
 Saturday all the way.

SONG OF THE MOMENT?
 Tia Carrere - Ballroom Blitz

TV SHOW
 Buffy / Angel

WORD OR PHRASE?
 "greetings" if I'm feeling mellow,
 "'sup" on most occasions,
 "uninhibitybibbity" if I'm stoned.

FLOWER?
 Rose

ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
 Sparks, or some Bacardi thing

SPORT TO WATCH?
 None.

ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
 Strawberry

SESAME STREET CHARACTER?
 The cool ones. I don't know, it was TV fer crissakes!

DISNEY/WARNER BROS?
 Warner Bros.

FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
 Jack in the Box

WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT?
 February, last year. *shudders*.

WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOMS CARPET?
 Invisible Intangerine

NAME OF CHILDHOOD BLANKET OR TOY?
 Daniel

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR PERMIT AND/OR DRIVERS TEST?
 none. w00t

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
 A mirror... again.

EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?
 Still No

WHAT SINGLE STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX YOUR CREDIT CARD?
 Fry's electronics

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET BORED?
 Nothing

WHAT WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU OVERUSE?
 "oh."

MOST ANNOYING THING IS
 Knowing that if it weren't for ONE LITTLE THING
 You'd have a girlfriend.

BEDTIME?
 *sigh* I suppose it is...

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
 dunno... I might not get married.

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
 Still dark, cold and rainy.

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
 Continues to be Niki

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
 I'm doing just dandy.

WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU
 Go! you might meet someone.

HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS
 Yup.

DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
 Yes.

ARE YOU SHY WHEN YOU WANT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
 Only when I'm not too forward. 

WHAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
 Writing a letter. Dunno which one, but there were quite a few stupid ones.

DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?
 Happy

ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?
 Person, unless I have to say something important.

HUGS OR KISSES
 first one, then the other

SUMMER OR WINTER, OR BOTH?
 Summer

THINGS TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
 Par-tay. Go to concerts. Lounge. Go Clubbing.

WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL, GRAND FINALE, WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM,
BRAND SPANKING NEW, JACKED TO THE MAX FINAL QUESTION BE?
(COS WE CAN'T THINK OF ONE)
 Are you done with this quiz?
  Yes or Yes?
   (to which I would answer:)

    Yes