User:Nemo/Finding

Latest revision as of 22:39, 24 June 2016

[edit] On Finding Nemo.

Well, my nickname is, as you should know by now, "Nemo". I've been using it online since early 1995. Possibly even late 1994.

So guess what sort of a reaction the release of a big publicity film like "Finding Nemo" had on the online communities in which I participate...

And so it begins...(all times given as UTC+1000)

#slashdot on Fri May 30 2003
10:35:26 -!- You're now known as nemo
10:35:54 < Katrina> nemo...the fish
10:36:04 < nemo> usually not, however. 
10:36:09 < Katrina> well...the fish was named after meno anyway
10:36:11 < nemo> g'morning Katrina 
10:36:23 < Katrina> nemo too...and good morning, though it be a little late
10:36:31 < nemo> not at all. it's always morning :)
10:37:49 < Katrina> if you say so ;)
10:39:25 < nemo> I insist
10:39:39 * nemo expects to be dragged along to `Finding Nemo` so many times later this year
10:39:54 < Katrina> very well then
10:41:24 < nemo> just wait for all the hybrid movie jokes that come out too. 
10:41:41 < Katrina> would a cookie make it better?
10:41:45 < nemo> "Finding Neo - the story of a hacker lost in the matrix" is probably not too far from someones mind
10:42:02 < Afbc0m> namely mine
10:42:06 < nemo> see. 
10:42:12 * Afbc0m lies through teeth
10:42:12 < mumkin> Katrina: I note that morning is just dawning in India, and across much of central asia right about now
10:42:21 < Afbc0m> i just like to be controversial
10:42:46 < nemo> how about "Bill and Neo's Excellent Matrix"
10:42:47 < Katrina> mumkin: is that so? I know it's 1 in england...but that's all
10:42:54 < nemo> Fri May 30 10:42:54 EST 2003
10:42:57 < nemo> ^^ Australia
10:43:01 < nemo> (well, part thereof)

#slashdot on Sat May 31 2003
13:28:13 < mind21_98> i found nemo!
13:28:18 < mind21_98> i don't need no stinking movie to find him.
13:28:20 < mind21_98> :D
13:34:34 < nemo> mind21_98: oh, thanks. I didn't know where I was... 

#slashdot on Sun Jun 01 2003
02:53:28 < mind21_98> maybe [[CowboyNeal]] is busy Catching Nemo.
02:53:34 < Boris_Work> yeah
02:53:52 < mind21_98> even w/o watching it i can tell you it's a stupid movie.
02:54:24 < urthenrampage> I thought it was called Finding Nemo?
02:54:51 < mind21_98> yeah
02:54:55 < mind21_98> that's what it's called
02:56:39 < Boris_Work> I am op again
02:56:42 < Boris_Work> No probs
02:56:50 < Boris_Work> Funny move though
02:57:00 < joeyo> is finding nemo out?
02:57:05 < joeyo> the trailers look good
...
03:09:36 < mind21_98> Uatec: DON'T GO! I can't find Nemo. :/
...
09:29:46 -!- You're now known as nemo
09:30:03 < nemo> oh god, my away log is gonna be filled with unrelated 'Finding 
Nemo' lines for months aint it
09:30:11 < nemo> my IRC experience will be ruined
09:30:41 < MrJ> your IRC experience wasn't bad to begin with?
09:31:10 < nemo> surprisingly not
09:31:24 < nemo> if I thought it was, I woulnd't IRC
09:32:11 <@drdink> Finding Nemo?
09:32:16 <@drdink> people are msging you about that?
09:37:12 < nemo> no, just talking in channel, so my nick highlight is noticing..
.
09:37:21 <@drdink> oh
09:37:22 <@drdink> ha ha
09:37:24 < nemo> I'm sure I'll get plenty of wags messaging me about it anyways
09:37:31 <@drdink> you can google 'slashnet <nickname>' and get the profile page
 to like any /net user
09:37:34 <@drdink> good ol' google
09:37:45 <@drdink> ARE YOU CALLING ME A WAG???????????
09:38:15 < nemo> I must be
09:38:47 <@drdink> ha ha
09:38:53 <@drdink> I googled 'nemo slashnet'
09:38:55 <@drdink> and it gave me this too
09:38:56 <@drdink> http://www.slashnet.org/channels/slashdot/
09:39:10 <@drdink> and this
09:39:13 <@drdink> http://irc.slashnet.org/channels/afda/
09:39:23 <@drdink> that url is hosed
09:39:28 <@drdink> should be http://www.slashnet.org/channels/afda/

drdink private on Sun Jun 01 2003
09:34:57 <drdink> Dude! I found you and I didn't even have to go see the movie!
09:37:42 <nemo> *grins*
09:37:57 <nemo> I think I'll have to make a webpage for all these...

#tron on Mon Jun 02 2003
15:43:20 < drwiii> http://www.slashnet.org/users/nemo/  <-- nemo found

#slashdot on Mon Jun 02 2003
15:42:28 < malia> we saw "finding nemo
15:43:34 < drwiii> http://www.slashnet.org/users/nemo/  <-- nemo found
15:43:36 < malia> I know....
15:44:26 < malia> hi drwiii!! 
15:44:37 < malia> good to see you..yes, I see wehave our own nemo
15:45:13 < nemo> oh dear
15:45:24 < malia> found twice...hello, nemo
...
15:57:36 <@drdink> <malia> we saw "finding nemo
15:57:37 <@drdink> ha ha
15:57:42 * drdink notes /whois nemo
15:58:31 < malia> a movie, drdink :)
15:58:35 <@drdink> I know.
15:58:41 <@Nugget> a joke, malia.
15:58:44 < malia> you feeling ok, :)
15:58:52 <@drdink> ha ha
15:58:58 <@drdink> I informed nemo you were looking for him

drdink private on Mon Jun 02 2003
15:58:40 <drdink> <malia> we saw "finding nemo"
15:58:46 <drdink> lots of people are looking for you!
15:58:47 <nemo> I saw :)
15:59:23 <nemo> I think I'm gonna have to publish all teh repeated "Look, I found nemo"
  logs I'm getting... and expect to get more of...

#slashdot on Thu Jun 05 2003
11:08:54 * Chage has found nemo!
11:08:55 <@drdink> I see him
11:09:00 < Chage> </lame findind nemo joke>
11:09:40 * nemo is reminded, yet again, that he needs to get the logs of all these
  "oh look, I found nemo" responses and put them online for lameness valuation
11:10:02 < nemo> Chage: at least you acknowledged it was lame before we had to
  thwack you with the point :)
11:10:58 <@drdink> nemo: get another one?
11:11:09 <@drdink> oh

drdink priv on Thu Jun 05 2003
11:11:20 <drdink> HOLY CRAP! I SPENT ALL DAY LOOKING FOR YOU! HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN ON IRC????
11:11:38 <nemo> hehe

#tron on Thu Jun 05 2003
12:10:52 <@Octal> So, I went to see Finding Nemo, and I was quite concerned when the mother wasn't dead.  But they soon fixed that.
12:11:14 < nemo> Nemo vs Bambi vs Godzilla. The final rematch


drdink private on Fri Jun 06 2003
01:58:49 -!- You're now known as wombat
01:59:46 <drdink> I CAN'T FIND NEMO ANYMORE
02:04:05 <wombat> *grins*

#slashdot on Sat Jun 07 2003
09:55:24 -!- nemo [nemo@61.95.53.30] has joined #slashdot
09:57:46 <@drdink> WHOA
09:57:49 <@drdink> WE FOUND HIM!!!
09:58:36 <@jwbozzy> <nemo> WHOOAAAAA
09:59:00 < Ironz> i saw finding nemo wed.
09:59:03 < Ironz> it was cute
09:59:26 <@drdink> nemo: so what is it like having the voice of Alexander Gould?
09:59:31 < mind21_98> haha headline news: "nemo would really be ground up and so
  aked in disinfectant"
09:59:52 < nemo> I really would huh?
09:59:54 <@drdink> nemo: they gave you an 8.4 out of 10!!!!
09:59:59 < nemo> drdink: I can't comment on that at this time
10:00:09 < nemo> only 8.4? ;)
10:00:22 <@drdink> nemo: I hear you can last 101 minutes, too.
10:01:01 <@drdink>      Finding Nemo will find its way to the top of the Pixar hierarchy.
10:01:01 <@drdink>      Funny, visually enthralling, original and scary, it is true Disney
10:01:01 <@drdink>      formula and completely unique all at once.
10:01:06 <@drdink> nemo: you're right up there with Mickey Mouse
10:01:10 < nemo> just wait till I come out on a shiny disc... I can be put on repeat all night baby
10:02:21 * drdink goes to get food in hopes to drive that image out of his head
10:02:29 < nemo> hehe. 
10:02:34 < nemo> my job is done, I'm off to work
10:02:49 < MFivis> hey nemo
10:04:23 < mind21_98> we found nemo

#hi on Jun 09 2003
15:07:03 < Luke> Hi nemo!
15:07:16 < Luke> Has anyone made a "finding nemo" pun to you yet?
15:08:03 <@nemo> only almost everyone
15:08:17 <@nemo> I think you win the award for being the first to ask me about it though

#slashdot on Tue Jun 10 2003
15:01:02 < nemo> hmmm
15:01:06 < res0> indeed.
15:01:11 < malia8888> oh we found nemo!!!!!
15:01:17 < res0> god dammit.
15:01:20 < malia8888> loved that silly movie
15:01:24 < malia8888> why res0?
15:01:36 < nemo> malia8888: thanks for the rehash of the old joke :)
15:01:49 < res0> malia8888: nemo has heard that line more than any other line in the last few weeks.
15:01:52 < malia8888> nemo...at least you were greeted...in this place that can be RARE...
15:01:53 < res0> i think more than "hello"
15:02:12 < malia8888> I know...I knew he would be ticked, res0....I did it anyway...a bad reflex
15:02:21 < res0> ha
15:02:48 < malia8888> res0 I think it is better than being ignored. I have come 
  in here some times and there is nobody to throw me ANY line...
15:03:03 < res0> perhaps
15:03:19 < nemo> malia8888: I'm an old hand in #slashdot, I know how it works :)
15:04:04 < nemo> I'm vaguelly thinkign I need to do a findingnemo.html full of IRC logs... ;)
...
15:23:29 < Nugget> I enjoy most porn way more than I enjoyed "Finding Nemo"  :)
15:23:39 < Nugget> no offense to nemo, naturally.
15:23:45 < nemo> hehe
15:24:00 < nemo> I haven't seen Finding Nemo yet... doesn't come out in this assbackwards country till september
15:24:30 < nemo> my money is on there being more CGI in [[MatRev]] than in [[FindingNemo]] anyways

#slashdot
[2003-06-17 10:24:17] -!- You're now known as nemo
[2003-06-17 10:24:24] <@drdink> that was odd.
[2003-06-17 10:24:44] <@drdink> nemo: FOUND YOU!
[2003-06-17 10:24:58] < nemo> oh. so you did. 
[2003-06-17 10:25:08] * Eil hides nemo
[2003-06-17 10:25:22] <@drdink> nemo: had vegemite lately?
[2003-06-17 10:25:26] < Kyle> Dammit.
[2003-06-17 10:25:28] < nemo> oh. well, I guess I'll be ready to be found nexttime then
[2003-06-17 10:25:39] < Kyle> Where the hell did that go?
[2003-06-17 10:25:41] < nemo> drdink: last week
[2003-06-17 10:26:21] <@drdink> nemo: ick
[2003-06-17 10:27:30] < Kyle> Oh.
[2003-06-17 10:27:32] < Kyle> There it is.
[2003-06-17 10:27:34] < nemo> yummy
[2003-06-17 10:27:57] * nemo makes his finding nemo irclog page

#vorbis
[2003-06-17 15:26:43] -!- Tefad [Tefad@xiph-HBHJOB.244.87.241.Dial1.Washington2.Level3.net] has joined #vorbis
[2003-06-17 15:28:00] < Tefad> hmm, i found nemo
[2003-06-17 15:28:22] * adiabatic waves to nemo
[2003-06-17 15:28:28] < nemo> http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?FindingNemo
[2003-06-17 15:28:37] * nemo waves. hi.

#slashdot
[2003-06-24 18:46:59] < Rattus> !!!
[2003-06-24 18:47:24] < Rattus> captain nemo is in the league of extrordinary gentlemen
[2003-06-24 18:47:36] < Rattus> they must have found him

#vorbis
[2003-06-25 10:36:02] -!- nemo [nemo@327AB400.AB847532.2[[F09BCF]].IP] has joined #vorbis
[2003-06-25 10:36:22] < whitestar> hmm
[2003-06-25 10:36:23] < whitestar> I found nemo
[2003-06-25 10:37:01] < nemo> oh, sure. just like that. :)

#slashdot
[2003-06-25 10:47:21] -!- nemo [nemo@61.95.0.0] has joined #slashdot
[2003-06-25 10:47:37] <@drdink> hello, nemo
[2003-06-25 10:47:43] < nemo> 'morning drdinkus
[2003-06-25 10:47:52] <@drdink> I found you
[2003-06-25 10:48:43] < nemo> uhm... sure :)

#tron
[2003-06-28 17:59:10] <@CrackMonkey> finding nemo was good
[2003-06-28 17:59:19] <@CrackMonkey> it was cute and it was air conditioned
[2003-06-28 17:59:27] <@CrackMonkey> that's good enough for me
...
[2003-06-28 18:02:51] * nemo wanders in due to irssi nick hilighting
[2003-06-28 18:02:56] <@CrackMonkey> ha ha
[2003-06-28 18:02:59] * [[CrackMonkey]] found nemo 
[2003-06-28 18:03:28] <@CrackMonkey> what's great is that the above phrase by nemo triggered my highlighting because my name is nick
[2003-06-28 18:03:41] < nemo> *rofl*

Markin private...
[2003-06-29 15:13:52] <Marlin> Nemo?
[2003-06-29 15:13:57] <Marlin> NEMO!
[2003-06-29 15:14:05] <Marlin> I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU!
[2003-06-29 15:14:24] <Marlin> but here you are!
[2003-06-29 15:14:25] <Marlin> *HUG*
[2003-06-29 15:14:29] * Marlin swims around excitedly

#vorbis
[2003-07-12 08:59:35] -!- nemo [nemo@327AB400.AB847532.2[[F09BCF]].IP] has joined #vorbis
[2003-07-12 08:59:41] < NullC> NEMO!
[2003-07-12 08:59:49] * [[NullC]] found nemo!
[2003-07-12 09:00:05] < NullC>  /msg nemo I'm gonna make you hate that name ;)
[2003-07-12 09:00:29] < trelane> haha
[2003-07-12 09:00:32] * trelane found nemo too!
[2003-07-12 09:01:19] * Azrael fires a particle beam at nemo
[2003-07-12 09:01:30] < Azrael> now EVERYONE can find pieces of nemo!

#afda
[2003-07-14 23:59:29] -!- Xenex [xenex@cloaked.zen.co.uk] has joined #afda
[2003-07-14 23:59:58] < Xenex> I'm Finding Nemo!
[2003-07-15 00:00:21] < Luke> One more for the list.
[2003-07-15 00:00:26] < Luke> The hitlist.
[2003-07-15 00:01:03] <@Screwtape> http://www.nut.house.cx/nemwiki/FindingNemo
[2003-07-15 00:11:14] -!- Xenex [xenex@cloaked.zen.co.uk] has left #afda []
[2003-07-15 00:13:09] < nemo> nutters
[2003-07-15 00:13:12] < nemo> thanks gys :)

#tron
[2003-07-15 14:12:06] <@CrackMonkey> so, in conclusion, finding nemo nemo nemo
[2003-07-15 14:12:08] <@CrackMonkey> and then
[2003-07-15 14:12:10] <@CrackMonkey> a little more nemo
[2003-07-15 14:12:15] <@CrackMonkey> to make the tab nice and bright
[2003-07-15 14:12:20] <@psykoyiko> I disagree
[2003-07-15 14:12:20] <@CrackMonkey> a little nemo with colored lights
[2003-07-15 14:12:30] <@CrackMonkey> c'mon
[2003-07-15 14:12:33] <@CrackMonkey> just say nemo a few times
[2003-07-15 14:12:39] <@CrackMonkey> to trigger nemo's nick highlighting
[2003-07-15 14:12:43] <@CrackMonkey> nemo nemo nemo.
...
[2003-07-15 14:13:57] <@clavicle> leave nemo alone, lol.
...
[2003-07-15 14:21:50] * nemo boggles lightly
[2003-07-15 14:21:54] <@CrackMonkey> hi nemo
[2003-07-15 14:21:57] <@CrackMonkey> nemo nemo
[2003-07-15 14:22:02] <@CrackMonkey> the nemo in the nemo nemo
[2003-07-15 14:22:11] <@psykoyiko> [[CrackMonkey]]: jesux
[2003-07-15 14:22:16] <@CrackMonkey> psykoyiko: nemo
[2003-07-15 14:22:16] <@psykoyiko> I hadn't heard about this
[2003-07-15 14:22:20] <@psykoyiko> tv is worthless
[2003-07-15 14:22:24] <@inkblot> it sure is
[2003-07-15 14:22:27] * nemo rofls
[2003-07-15 14:22:31] <@CrackMonkey> Good one.   
[2003-07-15 14:22:32] < Dumont> I get it.
[2003-07-15 14:22:34] <@clavicle> nemo: people have been finding you
[2003-07-15 14:22:34] * psykoyiko coughs
[2003-07-15 14:22:40] <@CrackMonkey> Oh.         
[2003-07-15 14:22:46] <@Zen> So we had the best headline ever.
[2003-07-15 14:22:50] * nemo updates his [[FindingNemo]] wikipage
[2003-07-15 14:22:56] <@Zen> I5 EXPLOSION FRUSTRATES COMMUTERS
[2003-07-15 14:22:58] <@psykoyiko> *cough*wiredbots.com*cough*
[2003-07-15 14:23:00] <@clavicle> nemo: URL?
[2003-07-15 14:23:00] <@CrackMonkey> URL again
[2003-07-15 14:23:00] < Dumont> welcome datacomp
[2003-07-15 14:23:05] <@CrackMonkey> hahaha
[2003-07-15 14:23:07] <@clavicle> Zen: Oh.
[2003-07-15 14:23:08] <@inkblot> ha ha commuters
[2003-07-15 14:23:14] <@CrackMonkey> that's priceless
[2003-07-15 14:23:16] < nemo> http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemwiki.pl?FindingNemo

#slashdot
[2003-07-25 07:39:56] <@Juliet> i want to see finding nemo
[2003-07-25 07:40:49] <@drdink> nemo: found you!
[2003-07-25 07:41:08] <@Juliet> heh

#vorbis
[2003-07-25 10:14:10] -!- You're now known as nemo
[2003-07-25 10:29:51] * [[NullC]] points at nemo!
[2003-07-25 10:29:53] < NullC> I found you!
[2003-07-25 10:29:56] < NullC> You better tell volsung
[2003-07-25 10:30:02] < NullC> I think he's still looking for you:
[2003-07-25 10:30:04] < NullC> http://www.vanguardist.org/009.jpg
[2003-07-25 10:30:42] < vanguardist> heh
[2003-07-25 10:31:10] * nemo grins at [[NullC]] 

#tron
[2003-07-27 12:14:56] -!- You're now known as nemo
[2003-07-27 12:16:17] <@clavicle> [insert finding nemo joke]
[2003-07-27 12:17:42] < nemo> [insert witty rebuttal and [[FindingNemo]] wiki URL]

#afda
[2003-07-28 02:38:15] -!- nemo [nemo@61.95.53.30] has joined #afda
[2003-07-28 02:39:38] <@japh> It's alright, folks. He's been found.
[2003-07-28 02:40:01] * japh suspects the 'Finding Nemo' jokes will never end
[2003-07-28 02:40:10] <@random_monkey> :)
[2003-07-28 02:41:02] < Atob> HAAHHAHA
[2003-07-28 02:41:04] < Atob> FINDING
[2003-07-28 02:41:05] < Atob> NEMO
[2003-07-28 02:41:08] < Atob> AHAHAHA
[2003-07-28 02:41:11] < Atob> OH BLOODY FUCK THAT's FUNNY
[2003-07-28 02:41:13] < Atob> AHAHAHAH:
[2003-07-28 02:41:14] < Atob> AHA:
[2003-07-28 02:41:15] < Atob> (:

#slashdot
[2004-06-07 15:07:03] -!- You're now known as nemo
[2004-06-07 15:07:17] < W8TVI> I found nemo!
[2004-06-07 15:07:41] <@res0> ha ha
[2004-06-07 15:07:50] <@res0> nemo will now post the URL.
[2004-06-07 15:08:27] < nemo> http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemwiki.pl?FindingNemo
[2004-06-07 15:08:33] < nemo> just for res0
[2004-06-07 15:09:35] <@res0> :>

#slashdot
[2004-11-25 22:49] -:- wombat is now known as nemo
[2004-11-25 22:49] <rasher> morning nemo
[2004-11-25 22:52] * thc69 finds nemo
[2004-11-25 22:52] * thc69 vomits at his high rate of terrible obvious jokes
[2004-11-25 22:52] <thc69> (his as in mine, not his as in nemo's)


#xkcd
[2013-02-05 07:57:44] < Dobblesworth> nemo>> +1
[2013-02-05 07:58:04] < Cheez> not sure you can bitshift nemo
[2013-02-05 07:58:25] < LordOfWhales> Dobblesworth, did you just... bitshift nemo?  What?
[2013-02-05 07:58:31] < LordOfWhales> oh, also, what Cheez said.
[2013-02-05 07:58:49] <@IceKarma> that's how we lost Nemo in the first place
[2013-02-05 07:58:53] <@IceKarma> he got shifted off the end of the register
[2013-02-05 07:59:33] * nemo credits IceKarma for a new variant on the old 'finding nemo' joke.
[2013-02-05 07:59:43] < nemo> IceKarma: this is the first time I've given out such a credit in several years
[2013-02-05 07:59:53] * IceKarma bows deeply.
[2013-02-05 07:59:58] * LordOfWhales applauds
[2013-02-05 08:00:36] < joannac> Go IceKarma!
[2013-02-05 08:01:02] < nemo> hello joannac! (she was there one of the other rare times I gave 'new joke' credit!)
[2013-02-05 08:01:25] < LordOfWhales> nemo, what was the joke that time?
[2013-02-05 08:01:39] < nemo> LordOfWhales: "in soviet russia, Nemo finds YOU"
[2013-02-05 08:01:54] * LordOfWhales snorted in the middle of eco class
[2013-02-05 08:02:00] < LordOfWhales> the teacher is looking at me funny
[2013-02-05 08:02:05] < LordOfWhales> "You sure you're taking notes there?"