User:Farfromunique/InetMeme

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FULL NAME:

Aaron Charles Coquet

VITAL STATS

BPM: ~60 resting, Systolic/Diastolic: not sure. low end of normal.

PIZZA PREFERENCE

Stuffed crust, white (garlic) sauce, chicken, 
bacon, black olives, and extra cheese. *burp*

LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD

Mustard Greens

DREAM COMPUTER

Fast as greased lightning, not TOO quiet

MY NEXT PET WILL BE...?

Non-existant, if I have my way...

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?

uhm... I'm not at liberty to discuss this...

OCCUPATION

Student, Paste-up person for P C Desktop Design

PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE?

Have fun, but not too much

IF YOU WERE PART OF A COMPUTER, WHAT PART WOULD YOU BE?

The RAM; always changing, but always consistant

EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?

Nope

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

(Mike's Hard Rasperry limonade or Sparks.

NICKNAME?

Gaz

WHY?

I no longer remember.

ESTIMATED AGE OF DEATH?

more than a year from now...

NICKNAMES (PAST _AND_ PRESENT):

Sasquatch, 'Squatch, The Tree, Tall Guy,
Shaved Wookie, Gaz Prince Charles Cocaine,
FarFromUnique

HEIGHT:

6' 6"
(that's about 198.12 cm, for all you
metric people out there)

NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE?

None, but that didn't reflect my age.

DATE YOU NORMALLY BLOW THEM OUT?

Mid August.

WEIGHT:

Around 195 lbs.

BIRTHPLACE

Portland, OR, USA

HOMETOWN

Camas, WA, USA

WHERE DO YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW:

Hometown

HAIR COLOR & STYLE:

Dark Brown to Sandy blonde
(varies by the amount of sun I get).
Bleached-Blonde in the summer.
My hair does what it wants 90% of the time.

EYE COLOR:

Blue.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No, nor do I wear glasses

FAVORITE RELATIVES:

The nearby ones...

LEAST FAVORITE RELATIVES:

My grandfather on my mom's side.

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT SENIOR YEAR/HIGH SCHOOL?

Getting 4 credits in 4 hours on graduation day...
heh. OOPS!

MEMORIES YOU MISS THE MOST:

Some parts of basic, cuddling with various people I love(d).

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS:

They shouldn't glow in the dark. that is just WRONG.

GIRLS/GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:

The "hats" attribute is variable. Thus, I don't care.

GIRLS WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH:

It's an alien concept to me. Why do they bother?

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:

I watch nothing.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD:

My mouse.

FAVORITE CONCERT YOU HAVE BEEN TO:

No Doubt

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:

What a silly question.
Yes, but not with much conviction.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:

Scrabble

FAVORITE CARD GAME:

Mao

FAVORITE SOUND:

Soft, white noise, including the relaxed breathing of another human.

FAVORITE SMELL:

Girl

FAVORITE MAGAZINES:

N/A

FAVOURITE CAR:

Mini Cooper

IN THE CAR: AC OR WINDOWS?:

Windows, unless it's raining.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:

Nope. Never.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:

Contentedness OR a person lying beside you, keeping you warm.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:

Hurting someone you love, whether intentionally or not.

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND?

Hang wit my Homies. Go to canada.
Smoke pot VERY occasionally. Hit tha clubs.

MORNING OR EVENING PERSON?

Night Owl.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?

A mirror. What a silly question...

WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT UP THIS MORNING?

I don't remember, but it was probably designed to get whomever was waking me up to stop.

ROLLERCOASTERS--DEADLY OR EXCITING:

make it go faster!!

FUTURE SONS NAMES (First and Middle):

I don't really plan to have kids, so this is kinda pointless.

FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAMES (First and Middle):

see above

FUTURE DOGS NAME:

Hactar

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:

Vanilla

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:

Yeah, sometimes

PEN OR PENCIL:

Pen. Or Mechanical Pencil.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

As few as possible.

ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND:

I don't feel that I can answer this... 
Only my friends can.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:

Near, but not in my bed.

DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:

I only dislike them because they could harm my computer.

DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

nope. nor do I eat the non-stem part.

IF YOU COULD MEET 3 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD THEY BE:

Douglas Adams, Linus Torvalds,
Isaac Asimov (so what if 2 are dead?)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY OCCUPATION WHEN YOU GET OLDER, WHAT WOULD IT BE:

Over-paid Programmer

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR 1 COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE:

I have, and it's blonde (Sometimes).

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

N/A

HOW ABOUT PIERCINGS?

That's Not my Bag, Baby!

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST TRUE LOVE?

I think I Loved Amanda. If I didn't, then Anna.

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM:

dirt. dust. cobwebs.
And paint.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:

My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.

DRINKS WITH OR WITHOUT ICE:

Without, please.

FAVORITE DRINKS:

Barq's Root Beer, Barq's Cream Soda (discontinued :-( ), 
Strawberry Soda, SoBe Lizard Fuel, SoBe Lava

COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS:

Nacho Cheesier

FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SNAPPLE:

Hmm... I think Element:Fire.

FAVOURITE CHUPA-CHUP:

Bloody Austrailian-minded question!

COKE OR PEPSI?

For Chips, Pepsi products ((Frito Lay)++)
Drinks-Wise, Coke. (Makers of all things Barq's)

FAVORITE TYPE OF MILK:

2%, cow's, darigold

FAVORITE WORDS:

May i see your passport please (Firesign Theatre ref.),
Oh, Thanks, Heh.

DESCRIPTION OF FIRST KISS:

A bit metalic tasteing... warm... soft lips...
a crick in my neck

FIVE WORDS DESCRIBING YOU:

Tall, Smart, Night-person, is.

DEODORANT YOU USE:

Axe: Touch

LOCAL NEWS STATION YOU WATCH:

News is depressing.

YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT ________:

Take Keys. Take wallet. Take cell phone. Take jacket.
Don Jacket. Put all in jacket.

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:

Leo

FAVORITE MOVIES:

Whatever's on

QUOTE FROM A MOVIE

"...and I shall strike down upon thee with great force and FURIOUS anger, 
those who seek to poisen and destroy my brother. 
And you shall know my name is the LORD 
when I lay my vengance upon thee." -- Pulp Fiction

RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS:

A bit Ambi... but i tend towards:
Right for public, Left for Private.

WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST:

Face, then body. no, really!

OK, SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Favourite to what? 
...favourite to look at? Face.
...favourite to hold? Torso 
...favourite to touch? the skin, 
almost anywhere, but especially backrubs.
...favourite to kiss? Neck, or lips.

GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK WOULD U GIVE IT TO HER?

Probably

LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED:

last night

WHAT COLOR PANTS DO YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW:

Black

SOCKS?

I wear plain, white socks.

WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO:

Zebrahead - Over The Edge

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD:

"What?"

WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU:

Box of books, mouse, wall.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGH OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:

More sleep? Please?

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COMPUTER DESK:

Wood (reddish)

WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER:

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:

Sausage

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM?

Orbit

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?

"who are you calling scruffy looking?"
has come to the top of the list recently.

PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR YOU CAN RELATE TO?

I'm just a kid - Simple Plan
My Alien - Simple Plan

FAVORITE RADIO STATIONS:

Z100, KNRK

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE:

WTF kind of queston is this?

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ:

Something Discworld...

DO YOU HAVE A PAGER:

Cell phone with pager ability built in. does that count?

DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE:

see previous

DO YOU HAVE A LAVA LAMP:

Oddly, yes.

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:

Night. Damp.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE PAST NIGHTS:

Chatted with a girl, played on computer.

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:

Niki

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ON LINE RIGHT NOW:

The intended audience of this page...
Katrina, and Amanda

WHAT IS YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS:

Eman Ruoy
Haha, I know, lame...
It's really teuqoc noraa

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?

Only when I want to get the message across.

HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS:

Yes. Automatically. DeadAIM rocks like that.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I don't WANT to be a tool!

WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE?

Sneaker

IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON U HATED MOST WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Forget them

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT:

Sleep. Chatting. Not in that order.

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:

I would if I were a christian, or not horrible about saying the exact wrong thing at the exact right time to hurt or scare someone.

IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE WHICH METHOD WOULD U USE?

Garrott, or sharp ice.

WHAT ARE ALL THE NAMES OF YOUR PAST AND PRESENT PETS:

Too many to name.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS?

Too many too count, too few to memorize every line.

DID YOU EVER FIND BUGS BUNNY ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE PUT ON A DRESS AND PLAYED A GIRL BUNNY?

No. 
Silly? Yes.
Obviously Male? yes.

IF YOU WERE DRUNK AT A PARTY, WHICH FRIENDS EYEBROWS WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY SHAVE OFF?

Mine. Or Mike's... Again.

WHAT MONOPOLY PIECE ARE YOU MOST PRONE TO USE?

The Hat or The Shoe

HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU OWN?

ATM, I *check* 4, and *have* as many as I want. I own the domain.

WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM "ROTFLMAO" STAND FOR?

Ronald Owns The Fucking Law. Makes it All Okay.
Whaddaya think?

FOR HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU CONSIDER BESTIALITY?

On film? several million.
In private? That's between me and the sheep.

HAVE YOU EVER LICKED ANOTHER HUMAN? IF SO, WHERE?

Essentially everywhere.

DO YOUR PARENTS STILL THINK YOU'RE A VIRGIN?

No.

DO YOU RESPOND TO EMAIL?

Almost always.

HAVE YOU LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY? IF YES, WHY? IF NO, WHY NOT?

IF (People == good) then {no} else {yes}

IF YOU WERE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, WHAT IS ONE REASON NOT TO SUICIDE?

Fear of the fact that i might not be The LAST...

HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU CONSIDER RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE?

None.

WHAT FLAVOUR IS DR. PEPPER?

The way Some people serve it, Alcohol Flavored

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER PERSON'S HOSPITALISATION?

Yes, but not in a bad way.

DO YOU THINK WESLEY CRUSHER COULD TAKE ANIKIN SKYWALKER IN A FIGHT?

Hmm...
Wesley had a Phaser..
Anakin had a Light-Sabre...
I say Anakin.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BROKEN THE LAW IN THE LAST WEEK?

None, actually, except for speeding.

WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND AS AN EDIBLE LUBRICANT?

Mayo?

WAS DARWIN RIGHT? (DISCUSS USING QUOTES FROM EITHER AUSTIN POWERS' MOVIE)

yeah baby

IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Luna Prime

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Jacket

WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

Aphex Twin - 26 Mixes for Cash

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

A warm bed.

WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

A cold, rainy beach

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?

Waterbed

WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

Equality is the best policy, in my book.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

What is this thing you call "morning"?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

Hmm... Stove.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?

I have a memory like a steel trap...
things chew parts of themselfs off to get out of it.
I forgot what I was talking about.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Mirth.

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

People assuming that the past will invariably repeat.

IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Violin

FAVOURITE RESTAURANT / CAFE / EATERY?

Los Dos Compadres / AJ Java / Jett Burger

SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

Jumping off the platform at basic.

IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?

Some Extra.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

Probably not.

FAVOURITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?

A brief History of Time. No, I'm kidding... something asimov-y?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer, without the bugs.

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

Dishes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

time-stoppage

WHAT SONG DO YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN?

I haven't written it yet.

DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?

whichever is quieter

What's IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

A spare tire.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:

Nemo R0X0RZ!!!

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB?

Slightly less than the ideal.

EVER HAVE A CALYPSO BREEZE DRINK?

huh-uh

EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?

nope.

EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING?

no

EVER BEEN COW TIPPING?

no, but I think it'd be interesting.

BEEN DRUNK?

Hehe... dancing is funnnnnererer when ineberiataded

BEEN TOILET PAPERED?

no

LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY?

yes

BEEN IN A CAR CRASH?

yes

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?

Both?

2 DOORS OR 4 (ON A CAR)

4.

SPRITE OR 7UP?

7-up Cherry

COFFEE OR COFFEE ICE CREAM?

Neither.

BLANKET OR STUFFED ANIMAL:

blanket

DUMPEE OR DUMPER:

Both

SALAD DRESSING:

as they say here in Hicksville, "eyetalyuhn"

NUMBER:

Pi

WHY?

It's there.

PLACE TO BE KISSED?

Lips

FAVOURITE FOODS?

Spinach, Sauteed Mushrooms, Steak, Mashed potatoes.

DAY OF THE WEEK?

Saturday all the way.

SONG OF THE MOMENT?

Tia Carrere - Ballroom Blitz

TV SHOW

Buffy / Angel

WORD OR PHRASE?

"greetings" if I'm feeling mellow,
"'sup" on most occasions,
"uninhibitybibbity" if I'm stoned.

FLOWER?

Rose

ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Sparks, or some Bacardi thing

SPORT TO WATCH?

None.

ICECREAM FLAVOUR?

Strawberry

SESAME STREET CHARACTER?

The cool ones. I don't know, it was TV fer crissakes!

DISNEY/WARNER BROS?

Warner Bros.

FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Jack in the Box

WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT?

February, last year. *shudders*.

WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOMS CARPET?

Invisible Intangerine

NAME OF CHILDHOOD BLANKET OR TOY?

Daniel

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR PERMIT AND/OR DRIVERS TEST?

none. w00t

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?

A mirror... again.

EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?

Still No

WHAT SINGLE STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX YOUR CREDIT CARD?

Fry's electronics

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET BORED?

Nothing

WHAT WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU OVERUSE?

"oh."

MOST ANNOYING THING IS

Knowing that if it weren't for ONE LITTLE THING
You'd have a girlfriend.

BEDTIME?

*sigh* I suppose it is...

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?

dunno... I might not get married.

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?

Still dark, cold and rainy.

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Continues to be Niki

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I'm doing just dandy.

WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU

Go! you might meet someone.

HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS

Yup.

DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

Yes.

ARE YOU SHY WHEN YOU WANT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?

Only when I'm not too forward.

WHAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?

Writing a letter. Dunno which one, but there were quite a few stupid ones.

DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?

Happy

ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?

Person, unless I have to say something important.

HUGS OR KISSES

first one, then the other

SUMMER OR WINTER, OR BOTH?

Summer

THINGS TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

Par-tay. Go to concerts. Lounge. Go Clubbing.

WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL, GRAND FINALE, WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM, BRAND SPANKING NEW, JACKED TO THE MAX FINAL QUESTION BE? (COS WE CAN'T THINK OF ONE)

Are you done with this quiz?
 Yes or Yes?
  (to which I would answer:)

Yes

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 NICKNAMES (PAST _AND_ PRESENT):
  Sasquatch, 'Squatch, The Tree, Tall Guy,
- Shaved Wookie, Gaz Prince Charles Cocaine
+ Shaved Wookie, Gaz Prince Charles Cocaine,
+ FarFromUnique
 HEIGHT:
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 NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE?
- Several.
+ None, but that didn't reflect my age.
 DATE YOU NORMALLY BLOW THEM OUT?
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 WEIGHT:
- Around 205 - 210 lbs.
+ Around 195 lbs.
 BIRTHPLACE
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 MEMORIES YOU MISS THE MOST:
- Some parts of basic. *sniff*
+ Some parts of basic, cuddling with various people I love(d).
 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS:
- If they work: Cool. If not: LAME!
+ They shouldn't glow in the dark. that is just WRONG.
 GIRLS/GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:
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 WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD:
- ME!!! I use my bed as a mouse pad.
+ My mouse.
 FAVORITE CONCERT YOU HAVE BEEN TO:
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 FAVORITE CARD GAME:
- "9th commandmet", a variant of BS.
+ Mao
 FAVORITE SOUND:
- The whir of a 7200RPM CPU fan...
+ Soft, white noise, including the relaxed breathing of another human.
- ...doing 5400RPM
 FAVORITE SMELL:
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 FAVOURITE CAR:
- Kia Sephia
+ Mini Cooper
 IN THE CAR: AC OR WINDOWS?:
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 WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
- Having said person steal the covers.
+ Hurting someone you love, whether intentionally or not.
 FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND?
  Hang wit my Homies. Go to canada.
- Smoke pot VERY occasionally.
+ Smoke pot VERY occasionally. Hit tha clubs.
 MORNING OR EVENING PERSON?
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 WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT UP THIS MORNING?
- "Yeah?" (into a cell phone)
+ I don't remember, but it was probably designed to get whomever was waking me up to stop.
 ROLLERCOASTERS--DEADLY OR EXCITING:
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 FUTURE SONS NAMES (First and Middle):
- (made up on the fly)
+ I don't really plan to have kids, so this is kinda pointless.
- David Stephen
- Steve Dave (for the Jay and Silent Bob Ref,
- and because it's dad/brother in law)
- Andy David
 FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAMES (First and Middle):
- (continued on the fly)
+ see above
- Anita Rose
- Michelle Darling
- Emily May
- (if she happens to be black) Marquita Rachelle
 FUTURE DOGS NAME:
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 DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:
- I could not care less, really.
+ I only dislike them because they could harm my computer.
 DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
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 WHO WAS YOUR FIRST TRUE LOVE?
- I think I Loved Amanda, A.K.A. Back-stabbing bitch from hell.
+ I think I Loved Amanda. If I didn't, then Anna.
- Next question?
 WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM:
  dirt. dust. cobwebs.
- and an abstract of an angel that I found
+ And paint.
- at a garage sale.
- And did I mention paint?
 IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:
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 FAVORITE DRINKS:
  Barq's Root Beer, Barq's Cream Soda (discontinued :-( ),
- Strawberry Soda, Lizard Fuel, Lava,  both by Sobe
+ Strawberry Soda, SoBe Lizard Fuel, SoBe Lava
 COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS:
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 FAVORITE TYPE OF MILK:
-%
+%, cow's, darigold
 FAVORITE WORDS:
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  Tall, Smart, Night-person, is.
 DEODORANT YOU USE:
- The kind that smells good. usually either
+ Axe: Touch
- Gel or clear solid.
- Solids that are powder suck.
 LOCAL NEWS STATION YOU WATCH:
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 QUOTE FROM A MOVIE
- "...and you help your landlady take out her trash..." -- Matrix
+ "...and I shall strike down upon thee with great force and FURIOUS anger,
+ those who seek to poisen and destroy my brother.
+ And you shall know my name is the LORD
+ when I lay my vengance upon thee." -- Pulp Fiction
 RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS:
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 WHAT COLOR PANTS DO YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW:
- Flesh Colored
+ Black
 SOCKS?
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 WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO:
- "spike" by everclear
+ Zebrahead - Over The Edge
 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD:
- "I'm writing essentially a journal thing."
+ "What?"
 WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU:
- bed, and more bed. it's a big bed.
+ Box of books, mouse, wall.
- I wish someone would join me in it!
 WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGH OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:
- Phone ringing. better answer.
+ More sleep? Please?
 WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COMPUTER DESK:
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 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:
- Pizza
+ Sausage
 WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM?
- Ice reakers
+ Orbit
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
  "who are you calling scruffy looking?"
- has come to the tp of the list recently.
+ has come to the top of the list recently.
 PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR YOU CAN RELATE TO?
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 WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ:
- Murder at the ABA - Isaac Asimov
+ Something Discworld...
- (unfinished, but...)
 DO YOU HAVE A PAGER:
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 HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:
- Night. Rainy. Cold. Ick.
+ Night. Damp.
 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE PAST NIGHTS:
- Chatted with a girl.
+ Chatted with a girl, played on computer.
 LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
- Kim
+ Niki
 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ON LINE RIGHT NOW:
  The intended audience of this page...
+ Katrina, and Amanda
 WHAT IS YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS:
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 WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE?
- Comfy
+ Sneaker
 IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON U HATED MOST WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT:
- Sleep. Heh... Work, homework... More sleep...
+ Sleep. Chatting. Not in that order.
 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:
- I would if I were a christian, but, alas, I'm not.
+ I would if I were a christian, or not horrible about saying the exact wrong thing at the exact right time to hurt or scare someone.
- No, In other words.
 IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE WHICH METHOD WOULD U USE?
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 WHAT ARE ALL THE NAMES OF YOUR PAST AND PRESENT PETS:
- You want future too?
+ Too many to name.
 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS?
  Too many too count, too few to memorize ''every'' line.
-DID YOU EVER FIND BUGS BUNNY ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE PUT ON A DRESS AND PLAYED GIRL BUNNY?
+DID YOU EVER FIND BUGS BUNNY ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE PUT ON A DRESS AND PLAYED A GIRL BUNNY?
  No.
  Silly? Yes.
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 IF YOU WERE DRUNK AT A PARTY, WHICH FRIENDS EYEBROWS WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY SHAVE OFF?
- Mine.
+ Mine. Or Mike's... Again.
 WHAT MONOPOLY PIECE ARE YOU MOST PRONE TO USE?
- The Hat
+ The Hat or The Shoe
 HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU OWN?
- ATM, I *check* 4, and *have* WAY too many.
+ ATM, I *check* 4, and *have* as many as I want. I own the domain.
 WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM "ROTFLMAO" STAND FOR?
  Ronald Owns The Fucking Law. Makes it All Okay.
- Oh, whaddaya think?
+ Whaddaya think?
 FOR HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU CONSIDER BESTIALITY?
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 DO YOU RESPOND TO EMAIL?
- Not spam.
+ Almost always.
 HAVE YOU LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY? IF YES, WHY? IF NO, WHY NOT?
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 IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
- Luna
+ Luna Prime
 WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
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 WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
- Her house.
+ Waterbed
 WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
- Equality is the best Policy, in my book.
+ Equality is the best policy, in my book.
 WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
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 WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
- A smile, escalated.
+ Mirth.
 WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
- People trying to change me.
+ People assuming that the past will invariably repeat.
 IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- Music
+ Violin
 FAVOURITE RESTAURANT / CAFE / EATERY?
- Los Dos Compadres.
+ Los Dos Compadres / AJ Java / Jett Burger
 SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
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 What's IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
- Candle wax...
+ A spare tire.
- And a candle.
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
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 HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB?
- Enough
+ Slightly less than the ideal.
 EVER HAVE A CALYPSO BREEZE DRINK?
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 EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?
- lemme think-no.
+ nope.
 EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING?
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 CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?
- Bacos
+ Both?
 DOORS OR 4 (ON A CAR)
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 PLACE TO BE KISSED?
- Wherever I am.
+ Lips
 FAVOURITE FOODS?
- Spinach, Sauteed Mushrooms, Steak.
+ Spinach, Sauteed Mushrooms, Steak, Mashed potatoes.
 DAY OF THE WEEK?
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 SONG OF THE MOMENT?
- Silence
+ Tia Carrere - Ballroom Blitz
 TV SHOW
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 FLOWER?
- ...or baking powder
+ Rose
 ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
- Didn't I already answer this?
+ Sparks, or some Bacardi thing
 SPORT TO WATCH?
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 WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT?
- February. *shudders*.
+ February, last year. *shudders*.
 WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOMS CARPET?
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 LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- Continues to be Kim
+ Continues to be Niki
 HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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 DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
- Only when drunk, and in controlled circumstances.
+ Yes.
 ARE YOU SHY WHEN YOU WANT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
- Only in the EXTREMELY sense of the word.
+ Only when I'm not too forward.
- But I'm getting better.
 WHAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
- I wish I knew.
+ Writing a letter. Dunno which one, but there were quite a few stupid ones.
 DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?
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 THINGS TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
- Par-tay.Go to concerts. Lounge.
+ Par-tay. Go to concerts. Lounge. Go Clubbing.
 WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL, GRAND FINALE, WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM,
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  Are you done with this quiz?
   Yes or Yes?
+   (to which I would answer:)
+    Yes