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* Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz
 
* Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz
   
{{quote|center|<poem>'''Govt Agencies make Conspiracies'''
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{{quote|right|<poem>'''Govt Agencies make Conspiracies'''
 
...that's not a paranoid theory...
 
...that's not a paranoid theory...
 
''that's their job description''</poem>|[http://arstechnica.com/journals/law.ars/2008/12/23/aw-man-the-cables-out Julian Sanchez (Ars Technica)]}}
 
''that's their job description''</poem>|[http://arstechnica.com/journals/law.ars/2008/12/23/aw-man-the-cables-out Julian Sanchez (Ars Technica)]}}
* From [[IRC]], August 2004
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<Screwtape> Thinking good! Slogans bad!
 
<nemo> can I put that on a tshirt?
 
<Screwtape> Sure.
 
<nemo> Deal. I'll give you credit.
 
<Screwtape> :))))
 
 
* The teddy bears from here:
 
* The teddy bears from here:
 
[http://www.google.com/patents?id=KyEjAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=animated+character+inassignee:microsoft&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2000&as_maxm_ap=1&as_maxy_ap=2003&as_drrb_is=q&as_minm_is=1&as_miny_is=2009&as_maxm_is=1&as_maxy_is=2009 (a microsoft patent)]
 
[http://www.google.com/patents?id=KyEjAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=animated+character+inassignee:microsoft&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2000&as_maxm_ap=1&as_maxy_ap=2003&as_drrb_is=q&as_minm_is=1&as_miny_is=2009&as_maxm_is=1&as_maxy_is=2009 (a microsoft patent)]
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** Funkytown
 
** Funkytown
   
* A friend (check MSN logs from early 2006) suggested "Cookie Monster + Death Metal = C is for cookie AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!"
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{{quote|right|<poem>
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<Screwtape> Thinking good! Slogans bad!
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<nemo> can I put that on a tshirt?
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<Screwtape> Sure.
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<nemo> Deal. I'll give you credit.
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<Screwtape> :))))
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</poem>|* From [[IRC]] (#afda), August 2004}}
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[[Image:Motivational gullibility.jpg|right|250px|border]]
 
[[Image:Motivational gullibility.jpg|right|250px|border]]
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* Various warning signs from here:
 
* Various warning signs from here:
 
** http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/
 
** http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/
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{{quote|right|<poem>Cookie Monster + Death Metal = C is for cookie AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!</poem>
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|A friend (I need to check MSN logs from early 2006)}}
   
 
* "The end is extremely fucking nigh"
 
* "The end is extremely fucking nigh"
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* Lab Experiment
 
* Lab Experiment
   
* from http://sinfest.net/d/20060429.html
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{{quote|right|<poem>
:"
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'''CAUTION'''
:CAUTION
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:
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High testosterone area
:High testosterone area
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''Do not throw panties''
:Do not throw panties
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</poem>|http://sinfest.net/d/20060429.html}}
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** from spam subject line:
 
** from spam subject line:

Revision as of 11:35, 20 February 2009

This page is a place to put nifty tshirt slogans that you may (or may not) want to see on a tshirt, or would wear yourself.

Don't limit to tshirts either. Badges and Demotivational posters may also apply


T shirts

  • Disclaimer: My wearing of this tshirt slogan does not imply an endorsement of western industrialised economic practices
  • People are animals too
  • Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz

Govt Agencies make Conspiracies
...that's not a paranoid theory...
that's their job description

  • The teddy bears from here:

(a microsoft patent)

  • Scientists: Creating our future so they can destroy it too! [add picture of zombies and/or nukes, etc]
  • Amanda suggests "Nemo World Tour 2009"
    • Tasmania
    • Brisbane
    • Victoria
    • The Moon
    • Funkytown

 <Screwtape> Thinking good! Slogans bad!
 <nemo> can I put that on a tshirt?
 <Screwtape> Sure.
 <nemo> Deal. I'll give you credit.
 <Screwtape> :))))

* From IRC (#afda), August 2004


Motivational gullibility.jpg
  • Picture: blank
404
Demotivational not found

Badges

Note that many of the Tshirt ideas can be badges with little or no variation

  • Picture: Marvin (from HHG)
Life, don't talk to me about life.
Demotivation is our goal.
  • Being weird isn't enough (as seen in the intro sequence to 'Pump up the Volume')
  • Picture: PBF Guntron
TEAMWORK
Not always in your best interest
RELAX
You're expendible.
  • "not g33k" or "I /= geek" (or maybe "!geek", but that's probably too geeky ;)
    • ...in a geeky font/colourscheme (green courier/terminal font on black?)
  • "evil incarnate" (idea)
    • In my original email I stated: (I think two versions of this could be done. One in a super-cliche gothic font, red on black, etc... and one in a bright pastel coloured flowery font, all hippy looking! ;) Whatchya reckon?

Cookie Monster + Death Metal = C is for cookie AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!

A friend (I need to check MSN logs from early 2006)
  • "The end is extremely fucking nigh"
    • from 28 Days Later (quote on a wall)
  • This set from Nerissa, originally Tshirt ideas
    • Genetic experiment.
    • Blood and bone.
    • Caution - genetic testing in progress.
    • Sorry, I'm not *that* drunk.
    • You look better from a distance.
    • Try again in four drinks.
  • Lab Experiment

CAUTION

High testosterone area
Do not throw panties

    • from spam subject line:
    • "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you "
    • "I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted"
  • From the ruminations list
> > There are very few things that can not
> > be improved by the addition of a bayonet.
> > Heck, it even works with another bayonet!
> >
> > (James Knowles)
> > Just because it's catchy doesn't mean
> > it's good, and just because it's stuck
> > in my head doesn't mean I like it.
> >
> > (Daniel Pagan Connell)
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