SloganFun

Revision as of 15:09, 14 April 2009

This page is a place to put nifty slogans that you may (or may not) want to see on a tshirt, poster, badge or so forth.

One Liners

Ideal for badges

• People are animals too
• Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz
• The end is extremely fucking nigh
  • from 28 Days Later (quote on a wall)
• Lab Experiment
• from spam subject line:
  • If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
  • I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted
• "me! I'm an exception"
• from webcomic 1/0
  • 124 (paraphrased): "And I shall rule with ... A FIST OF CHEESE!"
  • 165: "You're ranting like a supervillian. What you're doing must be wrong"
  • 195: "Your memories are wrong, and the universe is inherently nonsensical."
  • 266: "What is man, but a fiction of God?"
  • 496: "Vagueness. Enemy of all those who seek to.... y'know. Stuff." (author commentary)
  • 627: "I am not a punchline"

T shirts

• Disclaimer: My wearing of this tshirt slogan does not imply an endorsement of western industrialised economic practices

• The teddy bears from here:

(a microsoft patent)

• Scientists: Creating our future so they can destroy it too! [add picture of zombies and/or nukes, etc]

• Picture: blank

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Demotivational not found

Badges

Note that many of the Tshirt ideas can be badges with little or no variation

• Picture: Marvin (from HHG)

Life, don't talk to me about life.

Demotivation is our goal.

• Being weird isn't enough (as seen in the intro sequence to 'Pump up the Volume')

• Picture: PBF Guntron

TEAMWORK

Not always in your best interest

RELAX

You're expendible.

• "official POPE badge"
  • (idea from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Popes_in_Discordianism)

• "not g33k" or "I /= geek" (or maybe "!geek", but that's probably too geeky ;)
  • ...in a geeky font/colourscheme (green courier/terminal font on black?)

• "evil incarnate" (idea)
  • In my original email I stated: (I think two versions of this could be done. One in a super-cliche gothic font, red on black, etc... and one in a bright pastel coloured flowery font, all hippy looking! ;) Whatchya reckon?

• Various warning signs from here:
  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/

• This set from Nerissa, originally Tshirt ideas
  • Genetic experiment.
  • Blood and bone.
  • Caution - genetic testing in progress.
  • Sorry, I'm not *that* drunk.
  • You look better from a distance.
  • Try again in four drinks.

• From the ruminations list

> > There are very few things that can not

> > be improved by the addition of a bayonet.

> > Heck, it even works with another bayonet!

> >

> > (James Knowles)

> > Just because it's catchy doesn't mean

> > it's good, and just because it's stuck

> > in my head doesn't mean I like it.

> >

> > (Daniel Pagan Connell)

• Reality is an optical illusion
  • --Nemo in email, inspired by http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/our_visual_system_has_future_seeing_powers_study