SloganFun

Revision as of 18:18, 20 April 2009

This page is a place to put nifty slogans that you may (or may not) want to see on a tshirt, poster, badge or so forth.

One Liners

Ideal for badges

• People are animals too
• Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz
• The end is extremely fucking nigh
  • from 28 Days Later (quote on a wall)
• Lab Experiment
• from spam subject line:
  • If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
  • I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted
• "me! I'm an exception"
• from webcomic 1/0
  • 124 (paraphrased): "And I shall rule with ... A FIST OF CHEESE!"
  • 165: "You're ranting like a supervillian. What you're doing must be wrong"
  • 195: "Your memories are wrong, and the universe is inherently nonsensical."
  • 266: "What is man, but a fiction of God?"
  • 496: "Vagueness. Enemy of all those who seek to.... y'know. Stuff." (author commentary)
  • 627: "I am not a punchline"
  • 648: "Faux-intellectual"
  • 737: "Omnipotence means never having to roll for things"
  • 914: "Life as we know it would crumble if people stopped doing pointless things"
  • 965: "Everyone likes to speak for the masses. No one likes to be a part of them." (author commentary)
  • 985: "shoulnd't, shmouldn't"
  • 1000: "there is no non-creepy way to exit a plane of reality"
• "when life deals you zombies, make a disaster movie"
• a couple from larry
  • ABCDEFUCK
  • Go Lemmings Go (set font to descend down a cliff, starting about the 'g' of lemmings)

T shirts / Signs / Posters

• Disclaimer: My wearing of this tshirt slogan does not imply an endorsement of western industrialised economic practices

• The teddy bears from here:

(a microsoft patent)

• Scientists: Creating our future so they can destroy it too! [add picture of zombies and/or nukes, etc]

• Picture: blank

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Demotivational not found

• Image: Albert Einstein's in a birdcage. Caption: "Nobody appreciates my genius"

• Image: Eye in a pyramid. Caption: CAUTION. Do not build your pyramid using eyeballs. To do so may cause structural failure of your polygon.

Badges

Note that many of the Tshirt ideas can be badges with little or no variation

• Picture: Marvin (from HHG)

Life, don't talk to me about life.

Demotivation is our goal.

• Being weird isn't enough (as seen in the intro sequence to 'Pump up the Volume')

• Picture: PBF Guntron

TEAMWORK

Not always in your best interest

RELAX

You're expendible.

• "official POPE badge"
  • (idea from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Popes_in_Discordianism)

• "not g33k" or "I /= geek" (or maybe "!geek", but that's probably too geeky ;)
  • ...in a geeky font/colourscheme (green courier/terminal font on black?)

• "evil incarnate" (idea)
  • In my original email I stated: (I think two versions of this could be done. One in a super-cliche gothic font, red on black, etc... and one in a bright pastel coloured flowery font, all hippy looking! ;) Whatchya reckon?

• Various warning signs from here:
  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/

• This set from Nerissa, originally Tshirt ideas
  • Genetic experiment.
  • Blood and bone.
  • Caution - genetic testing in progress.
  • Sorry, I'm not *that* drunk.
  • You look better from a distance.
  • Try again in four drinks.

• From the ruminations list

> > There are very few things that can not

> > be improved by the addition of a bayonet.

> > Heck, it even works with another bayonet!

> >

> > (James Knowles)

> > Just because it's catchy doesn't mean

> > it's good, and just because it's stuck

> > in my head doesn't mean I like it.

> >

> > (Daniel Pagan Connell)

• Reality is an optical illusion
  • --Nemo in email, inspired by http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/our_visual_system_has_future_seeing_powers_study