MonthNaming

Latest revision as of 16:27, 7 July 2014

Inspired by Movember, Frocktober and Ocsober, here are some other months... (Dry July became a thing after this page was created, so cannot be said to be a basis for inspiration, but totally in keeping)

[edit] January

• Fanuary - to celebrate fandom! (write fanfic whilst wearing our best cosplay outfits? :)
• Hamuary - to celebrate our piggie friends
• Jamuary - Where every meal includes jam

[edit] February

• Febrewery - to celebrate beer... (it balances Ocsober or something I guess! :)

[edit] March

• March - to organise protest rallies and coordinate people to, er... walk...

[edit] April

• Gaypril - reclaimed the word... now claim the MONTH!
• Aaayyyyypril - lay on that Fonzie charm

[edit] May

• May - where we all ask more politely for things
• May - when you're allowed to do anything (or can at least get a note saying you are)

[edit] June

• Hune - drive your cars recklessly! oops!
• Dune - drink your own pee for a month while walking in irregular patterns.

[edit] July

• Dry July - sober month
• Duely - fight people with swords...?
• No Lie July - be 100% truthful for 31 days
• Youlie - either you lie all the time or you accuse others of lying constantly (or you spend the month in bed)

[edit] August

• Hawkust - in celebration of our feathered friends?
• Awegust - where we express wonderment at the amazingness of things?
• Whoregust - celebrate that ancient profession
• Awwwgust - when everyone has to be super-cute, all the time ^.^

[edit] September

• Hemptember - celebrate that most wondrous of plants... and fashionable hippy clothing! (what did you expect? that'd there'd be a suggestion to get high for a month in preparation for a sober Frocktober? :P
• Sextember - Do you really need a description?
• Ceptember - celebrate exceptions (or omit things)

[edit] October

• Mocktober - it's all finger pointing and laughing, folks
• Ocsober - no drinking for a month
• Frocktober - a celebration of frocks
• Spocktober - celebrate your logical Star Trek fan
• Rocktober - Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll = Whoregust, Hemptember, Rocktober.

[edit] November

• Movember - a celebration of Moustaches
• Hovember - in case you missed your chance in Whoregust!

[edit] December

• DECember - a celebration of the decimal and metric systems
• Ditzember - a month to celebrate blondes

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