Pie

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Given the constants:

pi = 3.14159265

• http://www.google.com/search?q=pi

e = 2.71828183

• http://www.google.com/search?q=e

Thus, pie = 8.53973422

• http://www.google.com/search?q=pi*e

So, I now propose that a slice of pie be 1/pie which works out to be 0.117099663

• http://www.google.com/search?q=1/(pi*e)

8 Slices of our pie is thus 0.936797304

• http://www.google.com/search?q=8/(pi*e)

The remainder being, of course, crumbs = 0.0632026956

• http://www.google.com/search?q=1-(8/(pi*e))

To make that a bit more english, you cut your pie into 8 slices but will probably lose about 6% of the overall pie quantity as crumbs.

I hereby propose that 'slice' and 'crumbs' be formally defined as such:

• slice = (1/pie)
• crumbs = (1-(8/pie))