SloganFun

This page is a place to put nifty slogans that you may (or may not) want to see on a tshirt, poster, badge or so forth.

One Liners

Ideal for badges

• People are animals too
• Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz
• The end is extremely fucking nigh
  • from 28 Days Later (quote on a wall)
• Lab Experiment
• from spam subject line:
  • If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
  • I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted
• "me! I'm an exception"

“	Cookie Monster + Death Metal = C is for cookie AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!	”
—Olivia S

• from webcomic 1/0
  • 124 (paraphrased): "And I shall rule with ... A FIST OF CHEESE!"
  • 165: "You're ranting like a supervillian. What you're doing must be wrong"
  • 195: "Your memories are wrong, and the universe is inherently nonsensical."
  • 266: "What is man, but a fiction of God?"
  • 496: "Vagueness. Enemy of all those who seek to.... y'know. Stuff." (author commentary)
  • 627: "I am not a punchline"
  • 648: "Faux-intellectual"
  • 737: "Omnipotence means never having to roll for things"
  • 914: "Life as we know it would crumble if people stopped doing pointless things"
  • 965: "Everyone likes to speak for the masses. No one likes to be a part of them." (author commentary)
  • 985: "shoulnd't, shmouldn't"
  • 1000: "there is no non-creepy way to exit a plane of reality"
• "when life deals you zombies, make a disaster movie"
• a couple from larry
  • ABCDEFUCK
  • Go Lemmings Go (set font to descend down a cliff, starting about the 'g' of lemmings)
• zombies love you for your brains, not your looks -- paraphrasing from a webforum, thanks to Nerissa
• man, if nobody thinks you're mad you're really in trouble. -- Jason G
• "it's not that I look young. It's everyone else who looks OLD" - for those lucky peopole with youthful appearances.
• Official Audience Member
• Person of Interest (maybe with subtext: "I am officially interesting")
• You should put a bag over your personality (derived from War Games - The Dead Code)
• There can be only one 'i' in 'megalomaniac'. --http://www.covertcomic.com/
• Ultimate Red Alert (from (new) Doctor Who - end season 4)
• When I was your age, I wasn't a crotchety old fool

“	♥ أنا نيويورك	”
— This translates to "I ♥ New York" in arabic. Translation by Google translate. (edit: unsurprisingly, been done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Robin_Williams.jpg

• I suffer from pedanticism --for Nerissa
• "لا غير قراء العربية تحمل هذا الشعار هو ضد الحضارة الغربية؟" - "Do non-arabic readers assume this is an anti western slogan?" (Political statement from Nemo) Translation from Google.
• You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life." -- from /usr/games/fortune
• "Censored is a dirty word"
  • funny version: maybe with 'censored' in the black bar style, as if it WAS censoring something.
  • 'cause' version: regular lettering, emphasize 'censored' some other way.
  • See here: http://blog.thorx.net/2009/10/hey-hey-its-controversial/
• "I hate pornography ... I haven't even got a pornograph!" -- 'Angry of Mayfair'. - see wikipedia:Kenny_Everett#Quotations_and_catchphrases
• "Where zombies come from: When mummy and daddy are loving each other's brains, usually raw." - Nerissa
• Crackpot Xing - http://www.xkcdb.com/?654 - (23:18:49) Nerissa: we could put it outside the Scientologist's centre
• "bling's shit" - written in diamontes on a black tight tshirt...
• 'wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses - http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-11-05/

(23:02:46) nemo: can I put "support the war on ephemera" on a tshirt?
(23:02:58) Terri Warner: Definitely!
(23:03:19) Terri Warner: If only to find out how many people ask you where ephemera is...
(23:03:31) Terri Warner: Is it, like, near Greece?

• Nothing really metas
• quotes like this shouldn't be on tshirts
• Mispen: write wrongly
• "if god hadn't meant them to be eaten, He woulnd't have called them MEALworms"
• "if god hadn't intended me to wear tshirts with stuff on them, He woulnd't have made them funny"
• I (x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0 U
  • The implicit curve (x2+y2-1)3-x2y3=0 yields a better approximation of the heart shape.
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_%28symbol%29
    • Also: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/HeartCurve.html

T shirts / Signs / Posters

“	<Screwtape> Thinking good! Slogans bad!  <nemo> can I put that on a tshirt?  <Screwtape> Sure.  <nemo> Deal. I'll give you credit.  <Screwtape> :))))	”
—* From IRC (#afda), August 2004

• Disclaimer: My wearing of this tshirt slogan does not imply an endorsement of western industrialised economic practices

• The teddy bears from here:

(a microsoft patent)

• Scientists: Creating our future so they can destroy it too! [add picture of zombies and/or nukes, etc]

• Picture: blank

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Demotivational not found

• Image: Albert Einstein's in a birdcage. Caption: "Nobody appreciates my genius"

• Image: Eye in a pyramid. Caption: CAUTION. Do not build your pyramid using eyeballs. To do so may cause structural failure of your polygon.

• Image: as if a begger holding a cardboard sign: "Will wrap my arms around you for hugs"

• Dr Evil is my lifecoach
  • inspired by http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/27/2697646.htm
  • Other life coaches: Mr T. Macgyver. Dr Horrible. Doctor Who. Captain Jack. Faith. Willow. etc.

• I ♥ Craftian adventures
  • With a cthulhu plushie picture. Maybe without the "I" ?
  • or even just "I ♥ Craft" with the plushy...

Badges

Note that many of the Tshirt ideas can be badges with little or no variation

• Picture: Marvin (from HHG)

Life, don't talk to me about life.

Demotivation is our goal.

“	Govt Agencies make Conspiracies ...that's not a paranoid theory... that's their job description	”
—Julian Sanchez (Ars Technica)

• Being weird isn't enough (as seen in the intro sequence to 'Pump up the Volume')

• Picture: PBF Guntron

TEAMWORK

Not always in your best interest

RELAX

You're expendible.

• "official POPE badge"
  • (idea from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Popes_in_Discordianism)

• "not g33k" or "I /= geek" (or maybe "!geek", but that's probably too geeky ;)
  • ...in a geeky font/colourscheme (green courier/terminal font on black?)

• "evil incarnate" (idea)
  • In my original email I stated: (I think two versions of this could be done. One in a super-cliche gothic font, red on black, etc... and one in a bright pastel coloured flowery font, all hippy looking! ;) Whatchya reckon?

• Various warning signs from here:
  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/

• This set from Nerissa, originally Tshirt ideas
  • Genetic experiment.
  • Blood and bone.
  • Caution - genetic testing in progress.
  • Sorry, I'm not *that* drunk.
  • You look better from a distance.
  • Try again in four drinks.

“	CAUTION High testosterone area Do not throw panties	”
—http://sinfest.net/d/20060429.html

• From the ruminations list

> > There are very few things that can not

> > be improved by the addition of a bayonet.

> > Heck, it even works with another bayonet!

> >

> > (James Knowles)

> > Just because it's catchy doesn't mean

> > it's good, and just because it's stuck

> > in my head doesn't mean I like it.

> >

> > (Daniel Pagan Connell)

• Reality is an optical illusion
  • --Nemo in email, inspired by http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/our_visual_system_has_future_seeing_powers_study

other images

• http://www.boasas.com/?c=871 - crows, for Alison
• http://www.boasas.com/?c=873 - motto