User:Farfromunique/InetMeme
C&P'd from Nemo's page, so if I missed one, sorry.
FULL NAME:
Aaron Charles Coquet
VITAL STATS
BPM: ~60 resting, Systolic/Diastolic: not sure. low end of normal.
PIZZA PREFERENCE
Stuffed crust, white (garlic) sauce, chicken, bacon, black olives, and extra cheese. *burp*
LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD
Mustard Greens
DREAM COMPUTER
Fast as greased lightning, not TOO quiet
MY NEXT PET WILL BE...?
Non-existant, if I have my way...
MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?
uhm... I'm not at liberty to discuss this...
OCCUPATION
Student, Paste-up person for P C Desktop Design
PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE?
Have fun, but not too much
IF YOU WERE PART OF A COMPUTER, WHAT PART WOULD YOU BE?
The RAM; always changing, but always consistant
EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?
Nope
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
(Mike's Hard Rasperry limonade or Sparks.
NICKNAME?
Gaz
WHY?
I no longer remember.
ESTIMATED AGE OF DEATH?
more than a year from now...
NICKNAMES (PAST _AND_ PRESENT):
Sasquatch, 'Squatch, The Tree, Tall Guy, Shaved Wookie, Gaz Prince Charles Cocaine
HEIGHT:
6' 6" (that's about 198.12 cm, for all you metric people out there)
NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE?
Several.
DATE YOU NORMALLY BLOW THEM OUT?
Mid August.
WEIGHT:
Around 205 - 210 lbs.
BIRTHPLACE
Portland, OR, USA
HOMETOWN
Camas, WA, USA
WHERE DO YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW:
Hometown
HAIR COLOR & STYLE:
Dark Brown to Sandy blonde (varies by the amount of sun I get). Bleached-Blonde in the summer. My hair does what it wants 90% of the time.
EYE COLOR:
Blue.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No, nor do I wear glasses
FAVORITE RELATIVES:
The nearby ones...
LEAST FAVORITE RELATIVES:
My grandfather on my mom's side.
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT SENIOR YEAR/HIGH SCHOOL?
Getting 4 credits in 4 hours on graduation day... heh. OOPS!
MEMORIES YOU MISS THE MOST:
Some parts of basic. *sniff*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS:
If they work: Cool. If not: LAME!
GIRLS/GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:
The "hats" attribute is variable. Thus, I don't care.
GIRLS WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH:
It's an alien concept to me. Why do they bother?
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
I watch nothing.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD:
ME!!! I use my bed as a mouse pad.
FAVORITE CONCERT YOU HAVE BEEN TO:
No Doubt
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:
What a silly question. Yes, but not with much conviction.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Scrabble
FAVORITE CARD GAME:
"9th commandmet", a variant of BS.
FAVORITE SOUND:
The whir of a 7200RPM CPU fan... ...doing 5400RPM
FAVORITE SMELL:
Girl
FAVORITE MAGAZINES:
N/A
FAVOURITE CAR:
Kia Sephia
IN THE CAR: AC OR WINDOWS?:
Windows, unless it's raining.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:
Nope. Never.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Contentedness OR a person lying beside you, keeping you warm.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Having said person steal the covers.
FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND?
Hang wit my Homies. Go to canada. Smoke pot VERY occasionally.
MORNING OR EVENING PERSON?
Night Owl.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
A mirror. What a silly question...
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT UP THIS MORNING?
"Yeah?" (into a cell phone)
ROLLERCOASTERS--DEADLY OR EXCITING:
make it go faster!!
FUTURE SONS NAMES (First and Middle):
(made up on the fly) David Stephen Steve Dave (for the Jay and Silent Bob Ref, and because it's dad/brother in law) Andy David
FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAMES (First and Middle):
(continued on the fly) Anita Rose Michelle Darling Emily May (if she happens to be black) Marquita Rachelle
FUTURE DOGS NAME:
Hactar
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:
Vanilla
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
Yeah, sometimes
PEN OR PENCIL:
Pen. Or Mechanical Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
As few as possible.
ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND:
I don't feel that I can answer this... Only my friends can.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:
Near, but not in my bed.
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:
I could not care less, really.
DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
nope. nor do I eat the non-stem part.
IF YOU COULD MEET 3 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD THEY BE:
Douglas Adams, Linus Torvalds, Isaac Asimov (so what if 2 are dead?)
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY OCCUPATION WHEN YOU GET OLDER, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Over-paid Programmer
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR 1 COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
I have, and it's blonde (Sometimes).
IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
N/A
HOW ABOUT PIERCINGS?
That's Not my Bag, Baby!
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST TRUE LOVE?
I think I Loved Amanda, A.K.A. Back-stabbing bitch from hell. Next question?
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM:
dirt. dust. cobwebs. and an abstract of an angel that I found at a garage sale. And did I mention paint?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:
My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.
DRINKS WITH OR WITHOUT ICE:
Without, please.
FAVORITE DRINKS:
Barq's Root Beer, Barq's Cream Soda (discontinued :-( ), Strawberry Soda, Lizard Fuel, Lava, both by Sobe
COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS:
Nacho Cheesier
FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SNAPPLE:
Hmm... I think Element:Fire.
FAVOURITE CHUPA-CHUP:
Bloody Austrailian-minded question!
COKE OR PEPSI?
For Chips, Pepsi products ((Frito Lay)++) Drinks-Wise, Coke. (Makers of all things Barq's)
FAVORITE TYPE OF MILK:
2%
FAVORITE WORDS:
May i see your passport please (Firesign Theatre ref.), Oh, Thanks, Heh.
DESCRIPTION OF FIRST KISS:
A bit metalic tasteing... warm... soft lips... a crick in my neck
FIVE WORDS DESCRIBING YOU:
Tall, Smart, Night-person, is.
DEODORANT YOU USE:
The kind that smells good. usually either Gel or clear solid. Solids that are powder suck.
LOCAL NEWS STATION YOU WATCH:
News is depressing.
YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT ________:
Take Keys. Take wallet. Take cell phone. Take jacket. Don Jacket. Put all in jacket.
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
Leo
FAVORITE MOVIES:
Whatever's on
QUOTE FROM A MOVIE
"...and you help your landlady take out her trash..." -- Matrix
RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS:
A bit Ambi... but i tend towards: Right for public, Left for Private.
WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST:
Face, then body. no, really!
OK, SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Favourite to what? ...favourite to look at? Face. ...favourite to hold? Torso ...favourite to touch? the skin, almost anywhere, but especially backrubs. ...favourite to kiss? Neck, or lips.
GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK WOULD U GIVE IT TO HER?
Probably
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED:
last night
WHAT COLOR PANTS DO YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW:
Flesh Colored
SOCKS?
I wear plain, white socks.
WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO:
"spike" by everclear
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD:
"I'm writing essentially a journal thing."
WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU:
bed, and more bed. it's a big bed. I wish someone would join me in it!
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGH OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:
Phone ringing. better answer.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COMPUTER DESK:
Wood (reddish)
WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER:
3961
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:
Pizza
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM?
Ice reakers
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
"who are you calling scruffy looking?" has come to the tp of the list recently.
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR YOU CAN RELATE TO?
I'm just a kid - Simple Plan My Alien - Simple Plan
FAVORITE RADIO STATIONS:
Z100, KNRK
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE:
WTF kind of queston is this?
WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ:
Murder at the ABA - Isaac Asimov (unfinished, but...)
DO YOU HAVE A PAGER:
Cell phone with pager ability built in. does that count?
DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE:
see previous
DO YOU HAVE A LAVA LAMP:
Oddly, yes.
HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:
Night. Rainy. Cold. Ick.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE PAST NIGHTS:
Chatted with a girl.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
Kim
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ON LINE RIGHT NOW:
The intended audience of this page...
WHAT IS YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS:
Eman Ruoy Haha, I know, lame... It's really teuqoc noraa
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Only when I want to get the message across.
HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS:
Yes. Automatically. DeadAIM rocks like that.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I don't WANT to be a tool!
WHAT KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE?
Comfy
IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO THE PERSON U HATED MOST WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Forget them
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT:
Sleep. Heh... Work, homework... More sleep...
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:
I would if I were a christian, but, alas, I'm not. No, In other words.
IF YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE WHICH METHOD WOULD U USE?
Garrott, or sharp ice.
WHAT ARE ALL THE NAMES OF YOUR PAST AND PRESENT PETS:
You want future too?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS?
Too many too count, too few to memorize every line.
DID YOU EVER FIND BUGS BUNNY ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE PUT ON A DRESS AND PLAYED GIRL BUNNY?
No. Silly? Yes. Obviously Male? yes.
IF YOU WERE DRUNK AT A PARTY, WHICH FRIENDS EYEBROWS WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY SHAVE OFF?
Mine.
WHAT MONOPOLY PIECE ARE YOU MOST PRONE TO USE?
The Hat
HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU OWN?
ATM, I *check* 4, and *have* WAY too many.
WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM "ROTFLMAO" STAND FOR?
Ronald Owns The Fucking Law. Makes it All Okay. Oh, whaddaya think?
FOR HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU CONSIDER BESTIALITY?
On film? several million. In private? That's between me and the sheep.
HAVE YOU EVER LICKED ANOTHER HUMAN? IF SO, WHERE?
Essentially everywhere.
DO YOUR PARENTS STILL THINK YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
No.
DO YOU RESPOND TO EMAIL?
Not spam.
HAVE YOU LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY? IF YES, WHY? IF NO, WHY NOT?
IF (People == good) then {no} else {yes}
IF YOU WERE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, WHAT IS ONE REASON NOT TO SUICIDE?
Fear of the fact that i might not be The LAST...
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU CONSIDER RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE?
None.
WHAT FLAVOUR IS DR. PEPPER?
The way Some people serve it, Alcohol Flavored
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER PERSON'S HOSPITALISATION?
Yes, but not in a bad way.
DO YOU THINK WESLEY CRUSHER COULD TAKE ANIKIN SKYWALKER IN A FIGHT?
Hmm... Wesley had a Phaser.. Anakin had a Light-Sabre... I say Anakin.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BROKEN THE LAW IN THE LAST WEEK?
None, actually, except for speeding.
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND AS AN EDIBLE LUBRICANT?
Mayo?
WAS DARWIN RIGHT? (DISCUSS USING QUOTES FROM EITHER AUSTIN POWERS' MOVIE)
yeah baby
IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Luna
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Jacket
WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Aphex Twin - 26 Mixes for Cash
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
A warm bed.
WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
A cold, rainy beach
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
Her house.
WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Equality is the best Policy, in my book.
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
What is this thing you call "morning"?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Hmm... Stove.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
I have a memory like a steel trap... things chew parts of themselfs off to get out of it. I forgot what I was talking about.
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
A smile, escalated.
WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
People trying to change me.
IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Music
FAVOURITE RESTAURANT / CAFE / EATERY?
Los Dos Compadres.
SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
Jumping off the platform at basic.
IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?
Some Extra.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Probably not.
FAVOURITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
A brief History of Time. No, I'm kidding... something asimov-y?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Summer, without the bugs.
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Dishes
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
time-stoppage
WHAT SONG DO YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN?
I haven't written it yet.
DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
whichever is quieter
What's IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Candle wax... And a candle.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Saturday.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
Nemo R0X0RZ!!!
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB?
Enough
EVER HAVE A CALYPSO BREEZE DRINK?
huh-uh
EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?
lemme think-no.
EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING?
no
EVER BEEN COW TIPPING?
no, but I think it'd be interesting.
BEEN DRUNK?
Hehe... dancing is funnnnnererer when ineberiataded
BEEN TOILET PAPERED?
no
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY?
yes
BEEN IN A CAR CRASH?
yes
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?
Bacos
2 DOORS OR 4 (ON A CAR)
4.
SPRITE OR 7UP?
7-up Cherry
COFFEE OR COFFEE ICE CREAM?
Neither.
BLANKET OR STUFFED ANIMAL:
blanket
DUMPEE OR DUMPER:
Both
SALAD DRESSING:
as they say here in Hicksville, "eyetalyuhn"
NUMBER:
Pi
WHY?
It's there.
PLACE TO BE KISSED?
Wherever I am.
FAVOURITE FOODS?
Spinach, Sauteed Mushrooms, Steak.
DAY OF THE WEEK?
Saturday all the way.
SONG OF THE MOMENT?
Silence
TV SHOW
Buffy / Angel
WORD OR PHRASE?
"greetings" if I'm feeling mellow, "'sup" on most occasions, "uninhibitybibbity" if I'm stoned.
FLOWER?
...or baking powder
ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Didn't I already answer this?
SPORT TO WATCH?
None.
ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
Strawberry
SESAME STREET CHARACTER?
The cool ones. I don't know, it was TV fer crissakes!
DISNEY/WARNER BROS?
Warner Bros.
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
Jack in the Box
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT?
February. *shudders*.
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOMS CARPET?
Invisible Intangerine
NAME OF CHILDHOOD BLANKET OR TOY?
Daniel
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR PERMIT AND/OR DRIVERS TEST?
none. w00t
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
A mirror... again.
EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?
Still No
WHAT SINGLE STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX YOUR CREDIT CARD?
Fry's electronics
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET BORED?
Nothing
WHAT WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU OVERUSE?
"oh."
MOST ANNOYING THING IS
Knowing that if it weren't for ONE LITTLE THING You'd have a girlfriend.
BEDTIME?
*sigh* I suppose it is...
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
dunno... I might not get married.
HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Still dark, cold and rainy.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Continues to be Kim
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I'm doing just dandy.
WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU
Go! you might meet someone.
HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS
Yup.
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
Only when drunk, and in controlled circumstances.
ARE YOU SHY WHEN YOU WANT TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Only in the EXTREMELY sense of the word. But I'm getting better.
WHAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
I wish I knew.
DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES BETTER?
Happy
ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?
Person, unless I have to say something important.
HUGS OR KISSES
first one, then the other
SUMMER OR WINTER, OR BOTH?
Summer
THINGS TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
Par-tay.Go to concerts. Lounge.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL, GRAND FINALE, WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM, BRAND SPANKING NEW, JACKED TO THE MAX FINAL QUESTION BE? (COS WE CAN'T THINK OF ONE)
Are you done with this quiz? Yes or Yes?
