SloganFun

This page is a place to put nifty tshirt slogans that you may (or may not) want to see on a tshirt, or would wear yourself.

Don't limit to tshirts either. Badges and Demotivational posters may also apply

T shirts

“	<Screwtape> Thinking good! Slogans bad!  <nemo> can I put that on a tshirt?  <Screwtape> Sure.  <nemo> Deal. I'll give you credit.  <Screwtape> :))))	”
—* From IRC (#afda), August 2004

• Disclaimer: My wearing of this tshirt slogan does not imply an endorsement of western industrialised economic practices
• People are animals too
• Apostrophe Criminal's Alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqr'stuvwxyz

• The teddy bears from here:

(a microsoft patent)

• Scientists: Creating our future so they can destroy it too! [add picture of zombies and/or nukes, etc]

• Picture: blank

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Demotivational not found

Badges

Note that many of the Tshirt ideas can be badges with little or no variation

• Picture: Marvin (from HHG)

Life, don't talk to me about life.

Demotivation is our goal.

“	Govt Agencies make Conspiracies ...that's not a paranoid theory... that's their job description	”
—Julian Sanchez (Ars Technica)

• Being weird isn't enough (as seen in the intro sequence to 'Pump up the Volume')

• Picture: PBF Guntron

TEAMWORK

Not always in your best interest

RELAX

You're expendible.

• "official POPE badge"
  • (idea from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Popes_in_Discordianism)

• "not g33k" or "I /= geek" (or maybe "!geek", but that's probably too geeky ;)
  • ...in a geeky font/colourscheme (green courier/terminal font on black?)

• "evil incarnate" (idea)
  • In my original email I stated: (I think two versions of this could be done. One in a super-cliche gothic font, red on black, etc... and one in a bright pastel coloured flowery font, all hippy looking! ;) Whatchya reckon?

“	Cookie Monster + Death Metal = C is for cookie AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!	”
—A friend (I need to check MSN logs from early 2006)

• Various warning signs from here:
  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/87547772@N00/sets/72157594323393196/

• "The end is extremely fucking nigh"
  • from 28 Days Later (quote on a wall)

“	"Nemo World Tour 2009" Tasmania Brisbane Victoria The Moon Funkytown	”
—Amanda

• This set from Nerissa, originally Tshirt ideas
  • Genetic experiment.
  • Blood and bone.
  • Caution - genetic testing in progress.
  • Sorry, I'm not *that* drunk.
  • You look better from a distance.
  • Try again in four drinks.

• Lab Experiment

• • from spam subject line:
  • "If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you "
  • "I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted"

“	CAUTION High testosterone area Do not throw panties	”
—http://sinfest.net/d/20060429.html

• From the ruminations list

> > There are very few things that can not

> > be improved by the addition of a bayonet.

> > Heck, it even works with another bayonet!

> >

> > (James Knowles)

> > Just because it's catchy doesn't mean

> > it's good, and just because it's stuck

> > in my head doesn't mean I like it.

> >

> > (Daniel Pagan Connell)

• Reality is an optical illusion
  • --Nemo in email, inspired by http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/our_visual_system_has_future_seeing_powers_study