404

Dude, where's my page?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego my webpage??

So either the page you were looking for does not exist, or you came here deliberately. Either way, this page is kinda dull (minimal and only exists to help get you back on track), so let's get on with it.

“	Get on with it!	”
—The cast and crew of 'Monty Python and The Holy Grail'

Useful links to help you navigate

• Main Page: You can get to almost anywhere from there.
• Random Page: Why not see if you can get lucky?
• contact Nemo: If you think a page is missing or this site is broken, this is probably a good idea.

Meanwhilst, in an alternate universe known to some as 'meatspace'...

404 it to me baby

The page you requested does not exist.

Wont you please select one of the other fine pages available on the site?

Alternatively, step back from the computer, realise that it wasn't so important you read more internet dribble anyway, and go for a walk outside. Whilst it's true that the outside is all full of nature and stuff, it wont hurt you. Well, not very much anyway. Perhaps. You know, if you be sensible and stuff, though where's the fun in that?

Just don't come running to me when a Komodo dragon bites your leg off - because you wont be able to. But what a story to tell your mates down the pub eh?

So what are you waiting for? Go find some dragons! ...and come back with pics!