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| − | VOICE Thank you, sir. Oh, and sir? |
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| − | ZAPHOD Er, yes? |
+ | Start of segment timecheck: 13:12 |
| − | VOICE I like your outfit sir. |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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| − | ZAPHOD Oh, er, yeah, fine |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | F/X PING AS SCREEN GOES BLANK. IT DIES DOWN OVER A COUPLE OF SECONDS |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | (They all start to talk at once) |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | ZAPHOD Hey, that's just too weird. |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | ARTHUR He Actually thought you were the admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | TRILLIAN That's amazing Zaphod, you did it! |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | FORD Cool, really cool Zaphod. actually pretending to be the admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | ZAPHOD Yeah yeah terrific, listen you dumb space cookie, I wasn't pretending to be the admiral, for some reason he just assumed I was. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | ARTHUR Perhaps you look like him or something. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | ZAPHOD Yeah, well not if he looks anything like his second in command, monkeyman. |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | ALL, VARIOUSLY Well what did he look like? We couldn't see the screen. Why was he? |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | ZAPHOD Well he was a big leopard OK? With you know, the sunglasses, inflight casual spacesuit split to the navel, brown beach loafers, the whole bit. |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | ARTHUR How could he think you were the admiral? |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | FORD Well maybe leopards have a lousy memory for faces. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | ZAPHOD Hilarious. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN It must be simpler than that. There's obviously something wrong with the visiscreen. I'll have a look at it. |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | ZAPHOD (Sudden realization) You heard what the big cat said, he said he liked my outfit, so he must have seen me. |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN (Off) The screen's coming back on again |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
| − | FORD Hell, Zaphod, get back in that seat. Trillian, come back. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN It's too late, get back! |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | F/X SCREEN PING |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
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| + | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
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| + | End of segment timecheck: 14:05 |
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| + | === Alternate online script === |
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| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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| + | * Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
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* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
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| − | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
