This is an idea for a joke/novelty product.
An aerosol-alike can which is in fact an electronic device which, when the button is pressed, issues forth a stream of cuss words at random, providing comedic effect.
from email logs:
from Nemo <earthnative@#####.com> to Kell <kell@#######.com> date Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 10:44 subject Re: a question... ok groovy. I will see what info I can track down to follow this up. Thankyou :) .../Nemo On Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 11:33 PM, Kell <kell@#######.com> wrote: Hi Nemo, This would be fairly straight forward - you'd use a small battery and a speaker connected to a flashed memory chip with audiocodec on-board. Purpose made chips of this sort are readily available and found in all manner of obnoxious toy. The big challenge would be programming the chip etc. cheers, -Kell Nemo wrote: Had idea. Many years ago. Reminded myself of it today... So, how easy to construct a small (approx the size of a can of coke) device which is 100% self contained (ie, battery and speakers included), which at the press of a button would play through a series of short audio samples (one or two words long each one) at random, untill the button is released? I'm not asking for much detail - about 30seconds thought worth of detail is fine. The idea? "cuss in a can". Like a can of flyspray, but instead it just yells profanities about... .../Nemo -- "Happiness is defined by ones capacity for enjoyment" --Robert Asprin