Moby! A geography teacher bought a blues record! BFW!
Moby. Thin, scrawny looking, Christian, Vegan, almost hippy. Also one of the more famous composers of the Dance or Techno Genres. Mind you, some Moby songs sound almost nothing like techno -- take, for instance Guitar, Flute and String -- but nevertheless, my copy of his 1999 album, Play was found in the Dance section of HMV.
Oh, yeah: Moby calls himself Moby because he's a very distant relative of Herman Melville.