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| − | ZAPHOD They might just let us off with being lightly killed. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
| − | FORD Yeah. OK well it's better than ... er ... |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | ZAPHOD It isn't better than anything at all, is it. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | F/X FLICKERING HUM RISING IN PITCH |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | FORD That visiscreen's beginning to flicker. |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | ZAPHOD Fetid photons! It must be some guy wanting orders. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | FORD Well order him to go away. You'll just have to bluff it out, Zaphod. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | ZAPHOD I'll have to bluff it out? |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | FORD Now sit down and do something... |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | ARTHUR Say something... |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | TRILLIAN Anything. |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | FORD Don't worry, we'll be right behind you ... hiding. |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | ZAPHOD Ford, this is your idea, isn't it? |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | FORD Yeah, now sit down there and be a star. |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | ZAPHOD When I am a star I'll hire better ideas man. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | F/X THE SCREEN COMES ALIVE WITH A PING |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | VOICE (Hoarse and growly) Haggunenon, Underfleet commander reporting from vice flagship |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | ZAPHOD (Bright but uneasy) Oh, er, hi... Under Fleet COmmandant. I... er... |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | VOICE Good evening admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
| − | ZAPHOD What? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | VOICE I trust you had a pleasant meal? |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | ZAPHOD Er, what? Er, yeah it was fine ... er, thanks. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
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| + | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
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| + | === Alternate online script === |
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| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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| − | Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
| − | Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
| + | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
