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| − | ARTHUR Say something... |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
| − | TRILLIAN Anything. |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | FORD Don't worry, we'll be right behind you ... hiding. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | ZAPHOD Ford, this is your idea, isn't it? |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | FORD Yeah, now sit down there and be a star. |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | ZAPHOD When I am a star I'll hire better ideas man. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | F/X THE SCREEN COMES ALIVE WITH A PING |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | VOICE (Hoarse and growly) Haggunenon, Underfleet commander reporting from vice flagship |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | ZAPHOD (Bright but uneasy) Oh, er, hi... Under Fleet COmmandant. I... er... |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | VOICE Good evening admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | ZAPHOD What? |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | VOICE I trust you had a pleasant meal? |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | ZAPHOD Er, what? Er, yeah it was fine ... er, thanks. |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | VOICE Delighted to hear it sir. We are now in battle readiness state amber, |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | deployed to your rear i na line astride seven minutes from target galaxy |
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| − | and awaiting your orders |
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| − | ZAPHOD Great, er fine, well, you know, keep in touch Under Fleet Commandant. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | VOICE Thank you, sir. Oh, and sir? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ZAPHOD Er, yes? |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | VOICE I like your outfit sir. |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ZAPHOD Oh, er, yeah, fine |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| + | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
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| + | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
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| − | F/X PING AS SCREEN GOES BLANK. IT DOES DOWN OVER A COUPLE OF SECONDS |
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| + | === Alternate online script === |
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| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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| − | Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
| − | Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
| + | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
