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| − | F/X THE SCREEN COMES ALIVE WITH A PING |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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| + | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
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| − | VOICE (Hoarse and growly) Haggunenon, Underfleet commander reporting from vice flagship |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | ZAPHOD (Bright but uneasy) Oh, er, hi... Under Fleet COmmandant. I... er... |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | VOICE Good evening admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | ZAPHOD What? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | VOICE I trust you had a pleasant meal? |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | ZAPHOD Er, what? Er, yeah it was fine ... er, thanks. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | VOICE Delighted to hear it sir. We are now in battle readiness state amber, |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | deployed to your rear i na line astride seven minutes from target galaxy |
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| − | and awaiting your orders |
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| − | ZAPHOD Great, er fine, well, you know, keep in touch Under Fleet Commandant. |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | VOICE Thank you, sir. Oh, and sir? |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | ZAPHOD Er, yes? |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | VOICE I like your outfit sir. |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | ZAPHOD Oh, er, yeah, fine |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | F/X PING AS SCREEN GOES BLANK. IT DIES DOWN OVER A COUPLE OF SECONDS |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | (They all start to talk at once) |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | ZAPHOD Hey, that's just too weird. |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ARTHUR He Actually thought you were the admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
| − | TRILLIAN That's amazing Zaphod, you did it! |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | FORD Cool, really cool Zaphod. actually pretending to be the admiral. |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | ZAPHOD Yeah yeah terrific, listen you dumb space cookie, I wasn't pretending to be the admiral, for some reason he just assumed I was. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
| − | ARTHUR Perhaps you look like him or something. |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
| − | ZAPHOD Yeah, well not if he looks anything like his second in command, monkeyman. |
+ | </pre> |
| − | ALL, VARIOUSLY Well what did he look like? We couldn't see the screen. Why was he? |
+ | End of segment timecheck: 14:05 |
| − | </poem> |
+ | === Alternate online script === |
| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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| − | Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
| − | Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
| + | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
