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| − | ZAPHOD Hilarious. |
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| − | TRILLIAN It must be simpler than that. There's obviously something wrong with the visiscreen. I'll have a look at it. |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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| − | ZAPHOD (Sudden realization) You heard what the big cat said, he said he liked my outfit, so he must have seen me. |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | TRILLIAN (Off) The screen's coming back on again |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | FORD Hell, Zaphod, get back in that seat. Trillian, come back. |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | TRILLIAN It's too late, get back! |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | F/X SCREEN PING |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | VOICE (Rather squeaky and scrunchy. I think we're really going to have to use a vocoder this time) |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | Under fleet commandant reporting, battle state russet, and six minutes from target galaxy. Oh, and admiral... |
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| − | TRILLIAN (Faintly) Y... yes? |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | VOICE I really like the gear. Even better than last time. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | TRILLIAN Uhhhhh. Thanks. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | F/X SCREEN GOES DEAD |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | ZAPHOD Wowee. weirder and weirder |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | TRILLIAN Good god. |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | ARTHUR What is it Trillian? |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN Did you see that? I thought you said he was a Leopard. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | ARTHUR He sounded different |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | FORD Did he look different? |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | TRILLIAN Well he wasn't so much a leopard, more a sort of, you know, shoebox. |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ARTHUR A shoe box? |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
| − | TRILLIAN Full of... well, size nine chukka boots. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ARTHUR A shoe box full of size nine chukka boots? |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | ZAPHOD Alright chimpman, what do you think this is, dictation? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
| − | ARTHUR I just wondered how she knew they were size nine? |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
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| + | End of segment timecheck: 14:05 |
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| + | === Alternate online script === |
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| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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* Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
* Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
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* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
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| − | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
