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− | <pre> |
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− | F/X SCREEN GOES DEAD |
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− | ZAPHOD Wowee. weirder and weirder |
+ | Start of segment timecheck: 13:12 |
− | TRILLIAN Good god. |
+ | <pre> |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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− | ARTHUR What is it Trillian? |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
− | TRILLIAN Did you see that? I thought you said he was a Leopard. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
− | ARTHUR He sounded different |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
− | FORD Did he look different? |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
− | TRILLIAN Well he wasn't so much a leopard, more a sort of, you know, shoebox. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
− | ARTHUR A shoe box? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
− | TRILLIAN Full of... well, size nine chukka boots. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
− | ARTHUR A shoe box full of size nine chukka boots? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
− | ZAPHOD Alright chimpman, what do you think this is, dictation? |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
− | ARTHUR I just wondered how she knew they were size nine? |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
− | FORD Trillian, are you seriously telling us you've been talking to a box of shoes? |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
− | TRILLIAN Yes. |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
− | FORD And he... she... it... |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
− | TRILLIAN They. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
− | FORD ...thought that you also were the admiral? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
− | TRILLIAN Well you heard it. |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
− | ZAPHOD What are they, clinically thick? |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
− | FORD I think they're very clever. They're trying to confuse us to death. |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
− | MARVIN I don't think they're very clever. There's only one person as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
− | ZAPHOD OK Marvin, is there anything you can tell us? |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
− | MARVIN Yes. I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
− | ARTHUR What was the name the second in command said? Haggunenon. Why don't we look it up in the book? |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
− | TRILLIAN What book? |
+ | </pre> |
− | FORD The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
+ | End of segment timecheck: 14:05 |
− | ZAPHOD Oh, that hack rag. |
+ | === Alternate online script === |
− | + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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− | FX BOOKMOTIF |
+ | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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− | </pre> |
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− | End of segment timecheck: 5:30 |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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* Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
* Episode is 30:40 duration in total |
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* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
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− | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
+ | * Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#