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| − | F/X SCREEN GOES DEAD |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
| − | ZAPHOD Wowee. weirder and weirder |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | TRILLIAN Good god. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | ARTHUR What is it Trillian? |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | TRILLIAN Did you see that? I thought you said he was a Leopard. |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | ARTHUR He sounded different |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| − | FORD Did he look different? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
| − | TRILLIAN Well he wasn't so much a leopard, more a sort of, you know, shoebox. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | ARTHUR A shoe box? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | TRILLIAN Full of... well, size nine chukka boots. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | ARTHUR A shoe box full of size nine chukka boots? |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | ZAPHOD Alright chimpman, what do you think this is, dictation? |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | ARTHUR I just wondered how she knew they were size nine? |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | FORD Trillian, are you seriously telling us you've been talking to a box of shoes? |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN Yes. |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | FORD And he... she... it... |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN They. |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | FORD ...thought that you also were the admiral? |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | TRILLIAN Well you heard it. |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
| − | ZAPHOD What are they, clinically thick? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | FORD I think they're very clever. They're trying to confuse us to death. |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | MARVIN I don't think they're very clever. There's only one person as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
| − | ZAPHOD OK Marvin, is there anything you can tell us? |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
| − | MARVIN Yes. I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. |
+ | </pre> |
| − | ARTHUR What was the name the second in command said? Haggunenon. Why don't we look it up in the book? |
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| − | TRILLIAN What book? |
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| − | FORD The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
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| − | ZAPHOD Oh, that hack rag. |
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| − | F/X BOOKMOTIF |
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| − | THE BOOK: |
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| − | The Haggunennons of Azizatus Three have the most impatient chromosomes of any life-forms in the galaxy. |
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| − | Where as most races are content to evolve slowly and carefully over thousands of generations - discarding |
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| − | a prehensile toe here, nervously hazarding another nostril there, the Haggunennons would do for |
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| − | Charles Darwin what a squadron of Arcturan Stunt-Apples would have done for Sir Isaac Newton. |
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| − | Their genetic structure, based on the quadruple-striated octo-helix, is so chronically unstable, |
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| − | that far from passing their basic shape onto their children, they will quite frequently evolve |
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| − | several times over lunch. But they do this with such reckless abandon that if, sitting at table, |
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| − | they are unable to reach a coffee spoon, they are liable without a moments consideration to mutate |
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| − | into something with far longer arms - but which is probably quite incapable of drinking the coffee. |
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| − | This, not unnaturally, produces a terrible sense of personal insecurity and a jealous resentment of |
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| − | all stable life-forms, or “filthy rotten stinking samelings” as they call them. They justify this by |
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| − | claiming that as they have personally experienced what it is like to be virtually everybody else they |
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| − | can think of, they are in a very good position to appreciate all their worst points. This appreciation |
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| − | is usually military in nature and is carried out with unmitigated savagery from the gunrooms of their |
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| − | horribly beweaponed, chameleoid death flotilla. Experience has shown that the most effective way of |
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| − | dealing with any Haggunennon you may meet is to run away… terribly fast. |
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| − | FORD Great! |
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| − | ARTHUR Terrific! |
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| − | TRILLIAN Thanks a million, Zaphod. |
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| − | ZAPHOD Well, hey don’t look at me. I mean - |
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| − | TRILLIAN What do we do? |
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| − | FORD The Book says run away. |
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| − | </pre> |
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| − | End of segment timecheck: 5:something |
+ | === Alternate online script === |
| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
* Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> |
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* Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
* Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b# |
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| − | * Alternate cheat sheet: http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
