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| − | ZAPHOD Yeah stand up when you sit on the admiral, primate! |
+ | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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| − | TRILLIAN It’s moving! Look, it’s starting to evolve! |
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| − | F/X ZAPPY BURSTING SOUND WHICH IS ALSO A BIT SCREAMY AS THE CHAIR BURSTS INTO A TERRIBLE MONSTER |
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| − | GENERAL CRIES OF 'OH GOSH' and 'GOODNESS GRAICIOUS' FROM THE CAST |
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| − | FORD Wow, eat your heart out Galapagos Islands. |
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| − | ZAPHOD G-force, you know what that is? |
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| − | TRILLIAN Let me guess, horrible! Am I wrong? |
+ | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
| − | ZAPHOD It’s a carbon copy of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal - or I’m a Vogon’s Grandmother! |
+ | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
| − | F/X GHASTLY SCREECH FROM THE BEAST |
+ | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
| − | ARTHUR The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal! Is it safe? |
+ | NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. |
| − | FORD Oh Yes! It’s perfectly safe - it’s just us who are in trouble. If that’s the admiral and he still wants his coffee it ain’t sponge fingers he’s gonna dunk in it. F/X SCREECH |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? |
| + | NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? |
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| − | TRILLIAN Ford, Throw some furniture at it! |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. |
| − | FORD What do I do, Pick up this table by the ears? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... |
| − | ARTHUR God, the whole place is coming alive! |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... |
| − | F/X FURTHER ROARS SCREAMS AND HOWLS |
+ | NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? |
| − | ZAPHOD Yeah, and we’re coming dead! |
+ | FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? |
| − | TRILLIAN This ashtray just changed into a jar full of anacondas! |
+ | ARTHUR What? Oh yes. |
| − | ZAPHOD Just- just tell it we’ll let them know! |
+ | NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! |
| − | FORD Get off me you filthy sofa! |
+ | FORD Oh, with please. |
| − | ARTHUR God and I thought Time’s Furnishing was horrific! |
+ | NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | ZAPHOD Get in the escape capsules! |
+ | FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? |
| − | F/X CHASE: FEET DOWN METAL CORRIDORS FOLLOWED BY BEAST SCREECH, AND GENERALLY KNOCKING FURNITURE OVER AND EATING IT |
+ | NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| − | FORD Right, Arthur and I’ll take this one! Zaphod you and the others take the left-hand one! |
+ | CAPTAIN er, Number Two? |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| − | F/X HATCHWAY OPENS. SCUFFLES AS ARTHUR AND FORD GET IN, THE BEAST'S SCREECHES ARE MUFFLED |
+ | CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. |
| − | FORD Press the go-stud Arthur. |
+ | NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! |
| − | F/X DULL DETONATIONS AS CAPSULE BLASTS OFF FROM THE SHIP, AND THE WHOOSH OF IT ESCAPING |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine. |
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| − | === Alternate scripts === |
+ | === Alternate online script === |
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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| + | (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do) |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 11 January 2018
Start of segment timecheck: 13:12
NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Torture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? NUMBER TWO To get information out of them sir. CAPTAIN Oh no no no, I expect they just dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? NUMBER TWO Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? CAPTAIN Oh, all right, if you must. Ask them what they want to drink. NUMBER TWO Thank you sir. (shouting) All right you scum, you vermin... CAPTAIN Oh steady on Number Two... NUMBER TWO What do you want to drink? FORD Well, the gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? ARTHUR What? Oh yes. NUMBER TWO With ice or without!!!!! FORD Oh, with please. NUMBER TWO Lemon?!!!!!!!!!!! FORD Yes please. And do you have any of those little biscuits, you know the cheesy ones..? NUMBER TWO I’m asking the questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN er, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Push off would you, there’s a good chap. I’m trying to have a relaxing bath. NUMBER TWO Sir. May I remind you that you have now been in that bath for over three years! CAPTAIN Yes, well, you need to relax a lot in a job like mine.
End of segment timecheck: 14:05
[edit] Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
[edit] Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
