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| − | NARRATOR And this is what happened to Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. |
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| − | F/X REVERSE OF HYPERSPACE EFFECT. LOUD CLANG |
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| − | ARTHUR Are we back in normal space? |
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| − | FORD No. I think we’ve actually materialised inside another spaceship. |
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| − | ARTHUR More problems. |
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| − | FORD We'll, we’ll see. Checks... atmosphere OK, let’s get out and have a look... |
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| − | F/X OPENING OF CAPSULE: THEY GET OUT |
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| − | ARTHUR Ford? |
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| − | FORD Yeah? |
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| − | ARTHUR Look, what about the others? |
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| − | FORD Arthur, you’ll have to learn, it’s a convention in all space-travelling species |
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| − | that if have to ditch someone... you know, a friend... and there’s nothing you can do. |
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| − | You just let it be. You don’t talk about them, OK? |
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| − | ARTHUR What... really? |
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| − | FORD And then we get blind drunk about them later. |
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| − | ARTHUR I think there must be something terribly wrong with the universe you know. |
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| − | FORD I think there must be something terribly wrong with this ship! |
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| − | ARTHUR Yes, it looks like a mausoleum. |
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| − | FORD Hey, you’re right... The place is full of sarcophagi as far as the eye can see. Wild! |
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| − | ARTHUR What’s so great about dead people? |
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| − | FORD I don’t know, let’s have a look. Here, there’s a plaque on this one... |
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| − | ARTHUR What does it say? |
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| − | FORD Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold Seven, Telephone Sanitizer, Second Class, and a serial number. |
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| − | ARTHUR Telephone Sanitizer? A dead telephone sanitizer? |
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| − | FORD Best kind. |
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| − | ARTHUR Well what’s he doing here? |
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| − | FORD Not a lot. |
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| − | ARTHUR No, but I mean why... Good god, this one’s a dead hairdresser. |
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| − | FORD And this one's an advertising account executive. |
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ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. |
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. |
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| + | CAPTAIN: |
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| + | [Humming] |
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| + | NUMBER ONE: |
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| + | Ummm. Er, Captain.? |
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| + | Oh. Yes, Number One? |
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| + | NUMBER ONE: |
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| + | I- I just had a sort of umm, report-thing from Number Two. |
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| + | CAPTAIN: |
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| + | Oh dear. |
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| + | NUMBER ONE: |
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| + | He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. |
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| + | CAPTAIN: |
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| + | Oh well! Perhaps that’ll keep ‘im happy for a bit. Heh, he’s always wanted some. |
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| + | NUMBER ONE: |
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| + | Oh, oh…. |
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| + | [Door opens] |
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| + | NUMBER TWO: |
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| + | Captain sir. |
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| + | CAPTAIN: |
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| + | Ah! Hel-lo Number Two. Having a nice day? |
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| + | NUMBER TWO: |
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| + | I brought you the prisoners I located in Freezer Bay Seven sir. |
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| + | FORD: |
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| + | Hello. |
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| + | ARTHUR: |
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| + | Er, Hello. |
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| + | CAPTAIN: |
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| + | Oh Hello! Excuse me not getting up - just having a quick bath. Well! Um, gin-and-tonics all round then. Uh, look in the fridge will you Number One? |
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=== Alternate online script === |
=== Alternate online script === |
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Revision as of 00:15, 3 January 2016
Start of segment timecheck: 12:00
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. F/X SUDDEN ZAP NUMBER TWO (Very sudden, very loud, very Germanic and Military) All right! Hold it right there! FORD Hello? ARTHUR Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us? (FADE) CAPTAIN: [Humming] NUMBER ONE: Ummm. Er, Captain.? CAPTAIN: Oh. Yes, Number One? NUMBER ONE: I- I just had a sort of umm, report-thing from Number Two. CAPTAIN: Oh dear. NUMBER ONE: He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. CAPTAIN: Oh well! Perhaps that’ll keep ‘im happy for a bit. Heh, he’s always wanted some. NUMBER ONE: Oh, oh…. [Door opens] NUMBER TWO: Captain sir. CAPTAIN: Ah! Hel-lo Number Two. Having a nice day? NUMBER TWO: I brought you the prisoners I located in Freezer Bay Seven sir. FORD: Hello. ARTHUR: Er, Hello. CAPTAIN: Oh Hello! Excuse me not getting up - just having a quick bath. Well! Um, gin-and-tonics all round then. Uh, look in the fridge will you Number One?
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Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
