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| − | CAPTAIN: |
+ | F/X FADE UP: BRIDGE. OCCASIONAL SOUND OF SPLASHINKG WATER |
| − | [Humming] |
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| − | NUMBER ONE: |
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| − | Ummm. Er, Captain.? |
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| − | CAPTAIN: |
+ | (The Captain and Number One are both fairly vague, pleasant, ineffectual people) |
| − | Oh. Yes, Number One? |
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| − | NUMBER ONE: |
+ | NUMBER ONE Er, Captain.? |
| − | I- I just had a sort of umm, report-thing from Number Two. |
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| − | CAPTAIN: |
+ | CAPTAIN Yes, Number One? |
| − | Oh dear. |
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| − | NUMBER ONE: |
+ | NUMBER ONE Just had a sort of report thing from Number Two. |
| − | He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. |
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| − | CAPTAIN: |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh dear. |
| − | Oh well! Perhaps that’ll keep ‘im happy for a bit. Heh, he’s always wanted some. |
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| − | NUMBER ONE: |
+ | NUMBER ONE He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. |
| − | Oh, oh…. |
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| − | [Door opens] |
+ | CAPTAIN Well perhaps that’ll keep him happy for a bit, he’s always wanted some. |
| − | NUMBER TWO: |
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| − | Captain sir. |
+ | FX DOOR OPENS |
| − | CAPTAIN: |
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| − | Ah! Hel-lo Number Two. Having a nice day? |
+ | NUMBER TWO Captain sir. |
| − | NUMBER TWO: |
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| − | I brought you the prisoners I located in Freezer Bay Seven sir. |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh, hello, Number Two, having a nice day? |
| − | FORD: |
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| − | Hello. |
+ | NUMBER TWO I have brought you the prisoners I located in freezer bay seven sir. |
| − | ARTHUR: |
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| − | Er, Hello. |
+ | FORD/ARTHUR Er, hello. |
| − | CAPTAIN: |
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| − | Oh Hello! Excuse me not getting up - just having a quick bath. Well! Um, gin-and-tonics all round then. Uh, look in the fridge will you Number One? |
+ | CAPTAIN Oh Hello, excuse me not getting up, just having a quick bath. Well, gin and tonics all round then. Look in the fridge Number One. |
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| + | NUMBER ONE Certainly, sir |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir |
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| + | CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? |
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| + | NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Tirture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... |
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| + | CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that? |
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Revision as of 23:27, 3 January 2016
Start of segment timecheck: 12:00
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. F/X SUDDEN ZAP NUMBER TWO (Very sudden, very loud, very Germanic and Military) All right! Hold it right there! FORD Hello? ARTHUR Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us? (FADE) F/X FADE UP: BRIDGE. OCCASIONAL SOUND OF SPLASHINKG WATER (The Captain and Number One are both fairly vague, pleasant, ineffectual people) NUMBER ONE Er, Captain.? CAPTAIN Yes, Number One? NUMBER ONE Just had a sort of report thing from Number Two. CAPTAIN Oh dear. NUMBER ONE He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. CAPTAIN Well perhaps that’ll keep him happy for a bit, he’s always wanted some. FX DOOR OPENS NUMBER TWO Captain sir. CAPTAIN Oh, hello, Number Two, having a nice day? NUMBER TWO I have brought you the prisoners I located in freezer bay seven sir. FORD/ARTHUR Er, hello. CAPTAIN Oh Hello, excuse me not getting up, just having a quick bath. Well, gin and tonics all round then. Look in the fridge Number One. NUMBER ONE Certainly, sir NUMBER TWO Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir CAPTAIN Interrogate them, Number Two? NUMBER TWO Yes sir. Tirture them sir, stick matchsticks under their finger nails, stub out lighted cigarettes on their skin, sir... CAPTAIN Why on Earth should I want to do that?
End of segment timecheck: xx:xx
Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
