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F/X REVERSE OF HYPERSPACE EFFECT. LOUD CLANG |
F/X REVERSE OF HYPERSPACE EFFECT. LOUD CLANG |
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| − | [Noise of Phargilor Kangaroo Relocation Drive disengaging] |
+ | ARTHUR Are we back in normal space? |
| − | ARTHUR Are we in normal space? |
+ | FORD No. I think we’ve actually materialised inside another spaceship. |
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| − | FORD No. I think we’ve materialised inside another spaceship. |
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ARTHUR More problems. |
ARTHUR More problems. |
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| − | FORD We'll, we’ll see. |
+ | FORD We'll, we’ll see. Checks... at atmosphere OK, let’s get out and have a look... |
| − | [Sound of scanners checking] |
+ | F/X OPENING OF CAPSULE: THEY GET OUT |
| − | FORD Atmosphere’s ok. Le-Let’s get out and have a look. |
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| − | [Hatch opens] |
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ARTHUR Ford? |
ARTHUR Ford? |
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FORD Yeah? |
FORD Yeah? |
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| − | ARTHUR What about the others? |
+ | ARTHUR Look, what about the others? |
| − | FORD Arthur, you’ll have to learn it’s a convention in all space-travelling species |
+ | FORD Arthur, you’ll have to learn, it’s a convention in all space-travelling species |
| − | that if have to ditch someone, you know - a friend, and there’s nothing you can do, |
+ | that if have to ditch someone... you know, a friend... and there’s nothing you can do. |
| − | you just let it be. You don’t talk about them, Okay? |
+ | You just let it be. You don’t talk about them, OK? |
| − | ARTHUR What, really? |
+ | ARTHUR What... really? |
FORD And then we get blind drunk about them later. |
FORD And then we get blind drunk about them later. |
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ARTHUR Yes, it looks like a mausoleum. |
ARTHUR Yes, it looks like a mausoleum. |
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| − | FORD That’s it! Yes you’re right! The place is full of sarcophagi as far as the eye can see! Wild! |
+ | FORD Hey, you’re right... The place is full of sarcophagi as far as the eye can see. Wild! |
ARTHUR What’s so great about dead people? |
ARTHUR What’s so great about dead people? |
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| − | FORD Well I don’t know. Let’s have a look. Here! Here. There’s a plaque on this one. |
+ | FORD I don’t know, let’s have a look. Here, there’s a plaque on this one... |
ARTHUR What does it say? |
ARTHUR What does it say? |
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| − | FORD ”Golgafrincham Ark Fleet. Ship B. Hold Seven: Telephone Sanitizers, Second Class.” And a serial number! |
+ | FORD Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold Seven, Telephone Sanitizer, Second Class, and a serial number. |
| − | ARTHUR ”Telephone Sanitizer”? A dead telephone sanitizer? |
+ | ARTHUR Telephone Sanitizer? A dead telephone sanitizer? |
FORD Best kind. |
FORD Best kind. |
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FORD Not a lot. |
FORD Not a lot. |
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| − | ARTHUR No! - but I mean why? Good god! This one’s a dead hairdresser. |
+ | ARTHUR No, but I mean why... Good god, this one’s a dead hairdresser. |
| − | FORD And this one here’s an advertising account executive. |
+ | FORD And this one's an advertising account executive. |
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. |
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold. |
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| − | NUMBER TWO Alright! Hold it right there! |
+ | F/X SUDDEN ZAP |
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| + | NUMBER TWO (Very sudden, very loud, very Germanic and Military) All right! Hold it right there! |
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| + | FORD Hello? |
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ARTHUR Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us? |
ARTHUR Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us? |
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| + | (FADE) |
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Revision as of 13:42, 20 September 2015
Start of segment timecheck: 11:00
MARVIN I’m just trying to die.
ZAPHOD No problem! Pas de problème!
MARVIN Ah... the ennui is overpowering.
F/X BUG BLATTER BEAST SWALLOWS THEM WHOLE. SOUNDS OF HUGE CAVERNOUS THROAT WITH SLIMY SLOPPING AND GURGLING
NARRATOR And this is what happened to Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect.
F/X REVERSE OF HYPERSPACE EFFECT. LOUD CLANG
ARTHUR Are we back in normal space?
FORD No. I think we’ve actually materialised inside another spaceship.
ARTHUR More problems.
FORD We'll, we’ll see. Checks... at atmosphere OK, let’s get out and have a look...
F/X OPENING OF CAPSULE: THEY GET OUT
ARTHUR Ford?
FORD Yeah?
ARTHUR Look, what about the others?
FORD Arthur, you’ll have to learn, it’s a convention in all space-travelling species
that if have to ditch someone... you know, a friend... and there’s nothing you can do.
You just let it be. You don’t talk about them, OK?
ARTHUR What... really?
FORD And then we get blind drunk about them later.
ARTHUR I think there must be something terribly wrong with the universe you know.
FORD I think there must be something terribly wrong with this ship!
ARTHUR Yes, it looks like a mausoleum.
FORD Hey, you’re right... The place is full of sarcophagi as far as the eye can see. Wild!
ARTHUR What’s so great about dead people?
FORD I don’t know, let’s have a look. Here, there’s a plaque on this one...
ARTHUR What does it say?
FORD Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold Seven, Telephone Sanitizer, Second Class, and a serial number.
ARTHUR Telephone Sanitizer? A dead telephone sanitizer?
FORD Best kind.
ARTHUR Well what’s he doing here?
FORD Not a lot.
ARTHUR No, but I mean why... Good god, this one’s a dead hairdresser.
FORD And this one's an advertising account executive.
ARTHUR Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold.
F/X SUDDEN ZAP
NUMBER TWO (Very sudden, very loud, very Germanic and Military) All right! Hold it right there!
FORD Hello?
ARTHUR Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us?
(FADE)
End of segment timecheck:
Alternate online script
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)
Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
