FitTheSixth

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F/X    SCREEN GOES DEAD

ZAPHOD    Wowee. weirder and weirder

TRILLIAN    Good god.

ARTHUR    What is it Trillian?

TRILLIAN    Did you see that? I thought you said he was a Leopard.

ARTHUR    He sounded different

FORD    Did he look different?

TRILLIAN    Well he wasn't so much a leopard, more a sort of, you know, shoebox.

ARTHUR    A shoe box?

TRILLIAN    Full of... well, size nine chukka boots.

ARTHUR    A shoe box full of size nine chukka boots?

ZAPHOD    Alright chimpman, what do you think this is, dictation?

ARTHUR    I just wondered how she knew they were size nine?

FORD    Trillian, are you seriously telling us you've been talking to a box of shoes?

TRILLIAN    Yes.

FORD    And he... she... it...

TRILLIAN    They.

FORD    ...thought that you also were the admiral?

TRILLIAN    Well you heard it.

ZAPHOD    What are they, clinically thick?

FORD    I think they're very clever. They're trying to confuse us to death.

MARVIN    I don't think they're very clever. There's only one person as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me.

ZAPHOD    OK Marvin, is there anything you can tell us?

MARVIN    Yes. I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

ARTHUR    What was the name the second in command said? Haggunenon. Why don't we look it up in the book?

TRILLIAN    What book?

FORD    The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

ZAPHOD    Oh, that hack rag.

F/X    BOOKMOTIF

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