FitTheSixth

F/X     THE SCREEN COMES ALIVE WITH A PING

VOICE    (Hoarse and growly) Haggunenon, Underfleet commander reporting from vice flagship

ZAPHOD    (Bright but uneasy) Oh, er, hi... Under Fleet COmmandant. I... er...

VOICE    Good evening admiral.

ZAPHOD    What?

VOICE    I trust you had a pleasant meal?

ZAPHOD    Er, what? Er, yeah it was fine ... er, thanks.

VOICE    Delighted to hear it sir. We are now in battle readiness state amber,
        deployed to your rear i na line astride seven minutes from target galaxy
        and awaiting your orders

ZAPHOD    Great, er fine, well, you know, keep in touch Under Fleet Commandant.

VOICE    Thank you, sir. Oh, and sir?

ZAPHOD    Er, yes?

VOICE    I like your outfit sir.

ZAPHOD    Oh, er, yeah, fine

F/X    PING AS SCREEN GOES BLANK. IT DIES DOWN OVER A COUPLE OF SECONDS

(They all start to talk at once)

ZAPHOD    Hey, that's just too weird.

ARTHUR    He Actually thought you were the admiral.

TRILLIAN    That's amazing Zaphod, you did it!

FORD    Cool, really cool Zaphod. actually pretending to be the admiral.

ZAPHOD    Yeah yeah terrific, listen you dumb space cookie, I wasn't pretending to be the admiral, for some reason he just assumed I was.

ARTHUR    Perhaps you look like him or something.

ZAPHOD    Yeah, well not if he looks anything like his second in command, monkeyman.

ALL, VARIOUSLY    Well what did he look like? We couldn't see the screen. Why was he?

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