FitTheSixth

Start of segment timecheck: 12:00

ARTHUR    Are these really coffins? They’re terribly cold.

F/X    SUDDEN ZAP

NUMBER TWO     (Very sudden, very loud, very Germanic and Military) All right! Hold it right there!

FORD    Hello?

ARTHUR    Why isn’t anyone ever pleased to see us?

(FADE)

CAPTAIN:
[Humming]
NUMBER ONE:
Ummm. Er, Captain.?

CAPTAIN:
Oh. Yes, Number One?

NUMBER ONE:
I- I just had a sort of umm, report-thing from Number Two.

CAPTAIN:
Oh dear.
NUMBER ONE:
He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners.
CAPTAIN:
Oh well! Perhaps that’ll keep ‘im happy for a bit. Heh, he’s always wanted some.
NUMBER ONE:
Oh, oh….
[Door opens]
NUMBER TWO:
Captain sir.
CAPTAIN:
Ah! Hel-lo Number Two. Having a nice day?
NUMBER TWO:
I brought you the prisoners I located in Freezer Bay Seven sir.
FORD:
Hello.
ARTHUR:
Er, Hello.
CAPTAIN:
Oh Hello! Excuse me not getting up - just having a quick bath. Well! Um, gin-and-tonics all  round then. Uh, look  in the fridge will you Number One?

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Alternate online script

http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm (note that this appears to be a transcription of the broadcast, rather than following the script books as the above prefers to do)

Other info

• Episode is 30:40 duration in total
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