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| − | FORD I think they're very clever. They're trying to confuse us to death. |
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| − | MARVIN I don't think they're very clever. There's only one person as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me. |
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| − | ZAPHOD OK Marvin, is there anything you can tell us? |
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| − | MARVIN Yes. I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. |
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| − | ARTHUR What was the name the second in command said? Haggunenon. Why don't we look it up in the book? |
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| − | TRILLIAN What book? |
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| − | FORD The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
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| − | ZAPHOD Oh, that hack rag. |
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| − | F/X BOOKMOTIF |
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| − | THE BOOK The Haggunennons of Azizatus Three have the most impatient chromosomes of any life-forms in the galaxy. |
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| − | Where as most races are content to evolve slowly and carefully over thousands of generations - discarding |
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| − | a prehensile toe here, nervously hazarding another nostril there, the Haggunennons would do for |
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| − | Charles Darwin what a squadron of Arcturan Stunt-Apples would have done for Sir Isaac Newton. |
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| − | Their genetic structure, based on the quadruple-striated octo-helix, is so chronically unstable, |
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| − | that far from passing their basic shape onto their children, they will quite frequently evolve |
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| − | several times over lunch. But they do this with such reckless abandon that if, sitting at table, |
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| − | they are unable to reach a coffee spoon, they are liable without a moments consideration to mutate |
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| − | into something with far longer arms - but which is probably quite incapable of drinking the coffee. |
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| − | This, not unnaturally, produces a terrible sense of personal insecurity and a jealous resentment of |
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| − | all stable life-forms, or “filthy rotten stinking samelings” as they call them. They justify this by |
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| − | claiming that as they have personally experienced what it is like to be virtually everybody else they |
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| − | can think of, they are in a very good position to appreciate all their worst points. This appreciation |
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| − | is usually military in nature and is carried out with unmitigated savagery from the gunrooms of their |
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| − | horribly beweaponed, chameleoid death flotilla. Experience has shown that the most effective way of |
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| − | dealing with any Haggunennon you may meet is to run away… terribly fast. |
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| − | FORD Great! |
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| − | ARTHUR Terrific! |
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TRILLIAN Thanks a million, Zaphod. |
TRILLIAN Thanks a million, Zaphod. |
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| + | === Alternate scripts === |
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| + | http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm |
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=== Other info === |
=== Other info === |
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Revision as of 23:17, 24 August 2014
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TRILLIAN Thanks a million, Zaphod. ZAPHOD Well, hey don’t look at me. I mean - TRILLIAN What do we do? FORD The Book says run away.
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Alternate scripts
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm
Other info
- Episode is 30:40 duration in total
- Fix the Sixth: Casting Call - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>
- Fix the Sixth - Froup Production - <4c45cf06$0$28644$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com> - http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/browse_thread/thread/57981f852b86f48b#
- Alternate cheat sheet: http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio6.htm
